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Welbeck is shite.

That's so photoshpped

Oh shiiiiit, good stalk

Not sure how anyone can be out of form when the season has barely started...

I hate Liverpool and all you soft bastards that started to like them last season too. You don't deserve to like football.

Liverpool will not be the team they were last season and I can't wait to see them flop.

Looks like we've got a cunny funt here

I think YoungA needs to ask himself before he posts on quick questions if he's maybe asking a question too quickly. He's maybe misunderstood the thread title. It's quick questions, not ask a question based on my life so quickly so that I don't have to make a decision and someone else can answer it for me.

Long shot I know, but anyone got 2 tickets for his gig at the SSE Hydro in October? Ideally the 27th? Or know someone who is looking to sell?

Why don't you marry it?

I take it she's no longer your girlfriend?

What about scool?

What the hell did I just read? The author of that article needs their head checked.

That's the thing though, people have an internet persona and a real life persona. Take for example, Jan on here. Acts The Billy Big Bollocks on here, but I know fine well he's a a choirboy IRL.

Tl;dr (on my phone at least)

Over-extending their groins, lol

Sparky. If it was a new installation, you'd need both but a sparky should suffice.

A djembe.

Too early in the morning to be thinking about that caper.

Jan, I don't know what I've ever said to you, but it must have really hurt. You're such a wee bitch about me. Like I said before, I'm guessing being behind a keyboard helps you.

Shut up lucky rathen. Who do you think you are? Share the cat story.

HAHAHA ITS SO FUNNY. Private joke. HAHAHAHAHA. Good ace-ic guys.

I thought you were the CEO of a charity dealing with making bands in care homes?

Yet you still work there...

Unlucky Moon Moon.