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That guy is a fucking tard. Would've loved to have smashed his head through the TV screen, moaning little shite.

Bagel, of course. Team Jolie or Team Anniston?

Guitar CBBC or CITV?

What the hell is wrong with No. 11's head? Did someone smash it in with a frying pan? Or do think his head has always been disproportionate to the rest of his body?

No-one actually gives a shit about the DNA thing. I didn't want to see him resign the first time...if you can use your power to do something, you might as well, fast tracking visas included. Mcletchie was a smarmy git, but I like Blunkett.

I'm glad the new laws are coming into force. If someone wants to kill themselves or at least damage their lungs with smoking that's up to them. I certainly don't want my lungs to be clogged up with tar from passive smoking. Those who want to look after their health should have priority when it comes to public places such as pubs and restaurants, so it's right that the smokers should go outside. Anyway, it's a good excuse for some people to stop, 'cos I can't imagine there are a lot of people who didn't start smoking because they thought it was "hard" when they were younger.

Music fan? I thought this forum was for those interested in saving the badgers...

I remember having Papa Shango in my WWF Royal Rumble game for the Mega Drive - he looked a well dodgy bugger. Yeah, Therapy? are one of my all time favourite bands.

Bring back Stone Cold Steve Austin I say. That's if he even left...I haven't seen wrestling since the days of Heat on a Sunday afternoon on Channel 4, before it got taken off for being too violent, or some crap. Anyway, 3:16. (Note to Kirk: Look I posted, see? )

Sheep. Chips and Cheese or Chips and Gravy?

I just bought a digibox off of eBay, so I better bloody get this channel, or someone will pay. I'm not sure who yet, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

2-2 and you're missing a shite match. I'm an Aberdeen fan, and I'm sure even the Dons could pull off something against these pissers. On second thoughts, maybe not.

My avatar? Cover from the Infernal Love album by Therapy? What a brilliant band those guys are.

Awww...damn. I thought the collge building wasn't quite the empire state building. Thanks for reminding me about being in cold, windy Aberdeen.

Most 12 year olds these days are more concerned with causing trouble, being cheeky and breaking stuff. I doubt they even have time for school these days...skiving bastards.

But do you know what a policeman's badge looks like? Might have been fake. Either that or they're absolute shite at their jobs.

Such as? EDIT: to Ross that is.

When the police have not arrested you but want to carry out a search this should be in as private a place as possible. Seems like that wasn't carried out, and I'm sure members of the opposite sex must have seen this too. But I'm beginning to think that these guys weren't police officers at all. (or that you dreamt it.)

Who says I don't? There was a hint of taking the piss involved in my comments.

Yeah, it does seem rather strange...

Nasty. (Must. Fill. With. Letters.)

Get over it. It isn't that big a deal that you got searched tbh.