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You should tell your mum that

Christ.

Fuck you Jan.

Long gone are the days of cups and string, eh?

I remember watching a Richie Hawtin Boiler Room set and this poor drunk girl was trying to get his attention by dancing as close and as seductively as possible. He probably fucked her afterwards, but he was far too involved in his set to be dealing with her at the time.

I bet they're pricey!

Only men get man flu though?

Uneducated dicks. Fuck Dumfries.

Rene!

Landing? Who the fuck do you think you are?

She said homer.

Sounds like a great idea!

You made the rookie mistake of not making sure they were still in there before entering. To be fair, I did that last night walking into 6 Degrees North, but at least I didn't have to pay. Just looked like a total fud walking in, looking about, only to get a text when I went upstairs saying they'd gone to Illicit Still.

When the he'll did chop chop die? Gutted.

Got offered a new job last week and start next month. Ace-ic.

Hahahaha. Can you ask her what the point of the story or lesson learned is and post the response?

Yep. 1. I don't want to turn into a curry. 2. I'm an athlete. Fuck that shit, especially from that tandoori.

You don't have to accept them?

Fuck Checo, I always said it was a bad idea getting him in. Good riddance. Nice to see Massa staying with a bigger team though.

Pan shopping. You know you're getting on a bit when pan shopping is worthy of a mention in your weekend activities.

So who's going to be better? Headache or Black Lake? Only one way to find out... FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT! But seriously though, well done and good luck.

Terrible. Why are you still on our streets?

You've been gazumped.