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Why wouldn't he be allowed to wear the hard hat and goggles? Bunch of pricks.

Not delivering leaflets quick enough.

Haha, those two were good. Especially the putting your phone on silent comment

How the hell did she give birth at 15? Can't be having sex til 16. Impossible. I won't believe it.

That's 16 opportunities for the P&J to say, "Hud on Carly, you don't even live here you stupid bint"

In terms of writing, yes. Yes it does.

You guys are all losing your shit but uefa have stated they must make some games free to air.

1 article a week for 4 months equals 16 articles. Thats quite a few articles.

Who do you have? Say if I wanted to play at Stringfellows, could you hook me up?

Not even sure why she was still submitting articles? Fair enough when she lived in Aberdeen and had something to do with the area, but she's been gone for ages now. Must try harder, P&J.

You are a child.

She's a lawyer, isn't she?

Dude! You should have come to us for advice. It obviously works for YoungA.

Did you mis-calculate your probationary period and engage in some laddish behaviour in the office resulting in your immediate termination?

I hope Marco van Bastard kicked the fuck out of him, there and then.

But I could charge the venue myself and make more money. Why should I use you?

I don't even care if I miss it at the moment. So bloody boring. I didn't even realise abu dhabi was on last weekend until I was on the bbc website and it told me the result. Vettel should piss off. Hopefully next year's changes to the cars shake it up a bit and Mclaren actually remember how to build a car.

Haha that post was amazing.

The last one was great. Brilliant team goal, nice wee dummy in the middle, and a fantastic cross.

I saw Bad Grandpa last night. Very funny. The sharting scene was absolutely hilarious

And a condom?

Caught it a few weeks ago. Better than I expected.

Football fans are mostly dicks.

So to get a good curry, you have to ask for you? So if they don't know to ask for you, they get a shitey curry?