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Rabbie Burns lost poem JIM O SHACHTER Intae the wids amongst the trees Jim bared his erse, his cheeks tae ease Nae sooner had his breeks gan doon Than shity flees were swarmin roon Intae the wind he bared his baws And frae his erse a big keech faws The reek it curled amongst the trees Twis enough tae mak the birdies sneeze An a the beasts in burn and ditch Got a whiff o something awfy rich Big Jim he wis in awfy pain It came out his erse like a nine pun wean There wis a tear faw fae his ee Fur a bigger shite you'd never see Big Jims erse wis raw and sair Says Big Jim I'll shite nae mair Yonder it lay among the grit A steemin, stinkin muckle shit There it lay sae soft sae fresh Nae hair ,nae teeth, nae brains, nae flesh Tae wipe his erse Jim yaised a docken While a aroon the birds were boacken Jim happed it ower wi stanes and stoor Then sauntered off across the moor A wee bit quicker wi bein sae light Efter riddin himself o that muckle shite Noo a've telt ye this tale for a wee bit laughter A tale ye can tell for ever after A tell ye noo, a swear its true The tale o Jim o Shachter

Plague dogs..Oh ma heed what a sad but very enjoyable film...So sad i had to watch Happy Gilmore straight after it.......Its all in the hips.......

Surnames.....I find them fascinating. I mean i know 3 walkers none related umpteen browns none related and many many more...I read up on my own surname and didnt find much other than "the name generally comes from the town with the same name" i prefer the serial killer refrence myself like.... "The name originally comes from the Hipperholme area Sutcliffe wood"... But my interests with surnames doesnt end there...I mean where did surnames come from originally and did our ancestors pick there own.....

Dude theres a picture of it lol........Read back Mocha is the new brown

So avoid every channel bar bbc1?......

Its never off the radio at work..And after that story a few years ago of 1 workmate stabbing another due to radio station changing i darent touch the radio at work

I fucking hate that opera guy singing that GO COMPARE advert but i lived with it and just ignored it....Now the new bloody advert has started and not only does he now scream GO COMPARE he also now screams GRIZLY BEARS and MILLIONAIRES.... Please please god strike him down.....

Exactly......Its a 3 seater lol... Nearly 70inches or just under 6ft or 180cm APPROX

Sherlock Holmes 2009 LOVED IT go see it....The fight scenes are awsome how they are directed....Cant say enough about this film loved it and have now seen it 4 times lol......... Im one of those guys who could continually watch the same thing over and over if i enjoy it.... I dont usually give 10/10 but i say this is 10/10

80 Pick up only The sofa has obviously been used in a family home...There is no rips...Serious markings or fag burns.....We do smoke but never in the living room so doesnt/shouldn't stink of anything other than my arse........ LOL joking aside its a good enough sofa and i'm fucked if im throwing it out....I thew a perfect cream leathersofa out last year and im still not over it (after we bought it we discovered we hate leather sofas and there just nae comfy) .....We contacted instant neighbours regarding the old sofa but as it didnt have the labels on the underside they couldnt take it...The labels being fire/eu or whatever lol...

Thats the 2 seater theres a 3 seater exact same anaw.

Off to work soon mate...What you doing up.

LOL no i have a 3 seater and a 2 seater modern mocha sofa i need to sell very very cheap.....Saves throwing it out......It cost 699 new 1.5 years ago and wondered if anyone wanted it....

A sofa.....

Why in all thats good if you had titties like that would you take a fucking photo of yourself with them out.....I know the internet is full of sick sexual shit but SURELY theres fucking no one that finds that sexy....... Ace-ic All things Sherlock Holmes......Recently ive read holmes books and watched most of the screenplay adaptations.....There's a bloody heap of tv adaptations out there aswell running from 1984-1994....Theres a few one offs aswell that are pretty good......I do prefer the little books though... Sherlock Holmes = Win = Ace-ic

Ken i honestly thought the film would never end......But it did and i sighed quite hard....Then had melted cheese and toast with a cuppa tea and life was good again... Watching Sherlock Holmes tonight. Hope its good Cass i watched a while ago and tbh it was just ok....I did like the fact though that he was one of the few who didnt end up going down the drug route....The guy from work who lent me it stated it was one of his all time favourite films.......To say i was very disapointed is an understatement its not even in my top 50. Each to there own i suppose.

Kingpin .....Loved it...I seem to be going through a phase of watching films with Woody Harrelson in them.... I also found There Will Be Blood very very very very boring....DD Lewis is a bloody good actor though..

What happens if you take something perfect and paint it red?.... That song fucking confuses me....

Talk about fuckingitup design to designate i just dont get our language...... Egg who came up with that name....I mean it isnt even a word its a bloody sound......

As we all know my grammar sucks but heres one that boggles me We spell design, design and we pronounce it des-ign....But if we add agnat it becomes designate pronounced des-ig-nate. ...With me?. That is all.

Not only did he write it he lived it .... The Diceman is another amazing book like...A man whos every decision is based on the roll of a dice.

Did you know that jim carey plays the part of danny wallace in yes man?.

In the preview for the new season the new dr fires a gun.....A gun i mean WTF a fucking gun....KK i have no idea what he is shooting at but he fires a gun.....Thats just nae right .

Birthdays are good for you...The more you have the longer you live.

We are humans with human brains that are capable of learning from experience...so your saying that all sheep have fell a little bit in the past then learnt that the cliff means death?...What you being a human with human capabiltys got to do with sheep?....I once saw a vet stuff his whole arm up a cow right upto the shoulder ....The cow did not enjoy this...Yet every day for the entire cows pregnancy said guy had his arm up this cows arse...Why if the cow didnt find it natural did it not learn and kick this vet in the head... You mix human emotions with animal abilitys lol....Sheep lick a light bulb for any reason you can bet they will not learn not to do it again..... My wondering about stuff still stands