JaseyBoi

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Why men should not write advice columns lol.

I must spread rep before i give you more aparently lol.....

Ive been on this forum for like ... well ever and ive never disrepected anyone...Yet my rep sucks assss....Ok i posted what some thought were shite jokes but ive never posted racist or sexist jokes...... To my knowledge lol.....I do agree there is sometimes a wee cleek on these ere forums...Oh that and Jan deal lives in some kinda politicly correct bubble....(Is that being disrespectful). And loves bad repping people for all sorts of silly things.

Made me lol His ukulele skills are pretty neat concisering how young he is...Crazy asians EDIT The more i watch this wee dude the more impressed i atually am...

The Tesco Doctor One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor!' Listen mate ; don't waste your time down at the surgery, Mike replies. There's a diagnostic computer at Tesco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and only costs five quid....a lot quicker and better than a doctor and you get Clubcard points'. So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco. He deposits five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: 'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks'. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and 'pleasured himself' into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurried back to Tesco, eager to check what would happen. He deposits five pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results with a grin. The computer prints the following: 1) Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. 2) Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. 3) Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4) Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5) And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better....

I want a brown star like you gots..... I must post more funny images ...I must.......

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Adam, Greg text me but he was under the impression they were leather lol . . . . . . So ive still bloody got them.......Gonna fone charitys imorn get em to uplift em cos they cant stay in my living room for ever.....

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I gave you positive rep also as you wished ME happy new year

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I have lived in a couple multi storeys in my student days....Northsea court in seaton for one..Shit view cos we were ground floor lol.....And my mate just moved out of the seaton multi storeys to the tilly multi's and believe it or not the tilly multi storey is well nicer inside etc..... I think most multi storeys have there own security guards now and the multi's in tilly even have there own lift security....Honestly no joke theres a cctv and mic in the lifts so they can keep an eye on ya....What i didnt understand was there was still graffitti in the lifts lol.... Seaton multi's have cctv outide them and security guards inside them ...Sometimes they even have a wee guy that stands outside the lifts asking you "ye areet" which i found awkward ......There lifts stink of desinfectant and pish though which is worse than just pish....Broadband is available from both seaton and tillydrones multi storeys .....But as said above a few times walls are paper thin and you hear everything.......We used to hear the old lasy (she was 70odd) farting every morning....True story....Also whilst living in seaton there was a murder in the floor above us.....

I personally thought the bouncers let the place down big time....I remeber one time we went on a works night out and they stopped 3 guys in our party from getting in for aparently being to drunk....Hardly we had a meal just before hand and had maybe 4-5 pints each.....After getting the bloody bus down they stop 3 of our party ken...So none of us went in and we all had to get the bus back up the toon...Which after waiting an hour or so we decided to walk..... Plus the ammount of knob jockeys who used to hang about outside the place was mental....

What i dont get about sex phone lines is this.. They advertise to make you come in less than 30seconds but charge you 3 a minute?...

Bloke walks up to the bar and says "Give me 12 pints of anything apart from Stella!" "Whats wrong with Stella? asks the Barman" "I had 12 Pints last night and woke up fucking skint!" replies the man "Well" the barman says "12 pints of anything will cost roughly the same as 12 pints of Stella!" "You dont understand" replies the man "Skint is the name of my Dog!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack could touch Jills Fanny Jack got a shock and a handfull of c*ck ..caus Jills a pre-op Tranny mary had a little lamb his name was little ralf but now hes on a burning heap because of foot n mouth mary had a little lamb which ran into a pylon twelve-thousand volts went up its ass and turned its wool to nylon

You know this lol It is a 2 and 2 its just one of the two is slightly bigger than tuther....

Im not so keen on the term "dropping ma mates off at the pool"

Brilliant.

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aye gww him a shout..Still need rid of it.

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