Nev

I went through a spell of eating battered mars bars a few years back, but by jeebus! They're FAR too sweet for regular consumption. Tasty, mind!

Nothing beats a game of sevens. Looking forward to tomorrow's already... oh. Wait a minute... Still much room for improvement, sir!

PES on the Wii is my only experience in recent years, and due to the control system alone that was something else! Thinking I'll be giving the FIFA/PES demos a go at some point before deciding which to go for on the PS3...

Pish game, waste of my afternoon. I was halfway across the living room when I realised it'd gone wide. It was only after the commentators realised it had gone wide and hadn't been ruled out for offside (about 3 hours later) that my dear father also realised Iwelumo had actually missed... Time to stick the auld man in a home, I feel...

Very well pointed out! Pre-ordered!

Big Bad Bob is still a genius with the dead ball. 'Mon the brotherhood of Bobby Mann!

He's got a bad habit of scoring against us... When I got to the ground I was immediately bombarded with stats such as "Ayr have won just one in 12 league meetings" and "Peterhead won all four last season". Knew then we were getting thrashed.

I thought Aberdeen's defence was bad against QoS...

Planning a wee trip to this one

We're utter shite too, it appears.

I've haddock with these puns. They're utter fish. Those who insist on making them should be battered

Ayr, away imorn (iday?). Can't be arsed....

Went up to a reserve game at Buckie last night, in which we got beat 2-1, but the real talking point was Buckie striker Charlie Brown breaking his ankle in a (fair) 50-50 challenge. Sickener for the lad, hope he recovers well.

You could well be right, but it's a funny old game. The dream team of Stoo, Heggy, Gibby and JB reunited would be ace!

...Iain Stewart...

Heard from a reliable source that Tango leaves decisions on signing goalkeepers to Leighton. Oddly, since Leighton became goalkeeping coach at the Pitt, the Dandies haven't had a decent keeper.... Correlation? Oh yes. Should have signed Mike Kula from us when you had the chance lads

The first time I was ever in the Broch was a Sunday. The streets were deserted, it'd been raining and the sun was out. All around was just steam rising off the road, in that eerie way you see in films set in New York. Freaked me and the lass out no end. (It was worse later on when all the "people" started wandering the streets, Jesus!)

:swearing: You say that, despite your sour puss after my pirouette and (left foot!) pass? Cheeky bassa!

The postie finally stopped being a cunt and delivered the Mogwai album that should ahve been here on Monday.

When I lived in Roslin Place (ie overlooking Matalan carpark), it was a fiver from Union St. No doubt that's risen...

Broch minks and their cross-dressing antics...

Where did you get LB's bikini from? o_O This is a thought that's going to haunt me for years to come

PQ aka Diesel's going to be unbearable at the footy tomorrow lunchtime. Thank feck I'm not a Dandy! Thought Thistle were unlucky tonight, the game was boring as feck for long spells, but that's a marker of how well they nullified the rangers threat. Hate to say it, but Boyd's goal... WHAT A STRIKE! Hope Burley was watching.. Less of this Miller pish, George. Ta!

Well I for one quite enjoyed seeing them in Inverness earlier in the year. And spoke during their set cause I was a bit pished by then... Inverness boycott coming up! Finally got hold of the new album today, and I'm liking it so far...

Excuses to go to the 'fu are few and far between these days, what with the working and living in the middle of nowhere. Sure I'll be down at some point though... would like to see the new look!