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Erse. Having looked at my slip again, I ticked the wrong box. Nae happy

I used to hate the NFL until one of my mates explained the rules - and some of the quirks - to me. Now I think it's ace!

Good work, bint. Saints are continuing my bid to systematically strip Billy Hill of money on a slow but steady basis

Liverpool beat Chelski - dancer! Much more importantly, the mighty City are a goal up on Stoke, and not for the first time this season, my scorer bet on Robinho comes off. The boy's a legend already

Anybody else watching the London NFL game later today? Should be a good one, I think! On a related note: BBC SPORT | Other sport... | American Football | NFL considers Murrayfield fixture

Redknapp was interviewed on SSN last night and said he wouldn't be taking either Adams or Jordan to Spurs, and in any case he knew there was no way Adams would consider it. Big Sam for Pompey?

+1 I keep getting the "you don't like them now cause they're famous" line levelled at me by mates. Some people don't seem to realise that bands change, and just because you liked them before they altered their sound doesn't mean you have to after. Most irritating thing in the world.

That'd be the email that says the following? I got two of them! Shambles!

I said the same thing to Ally Graham before our load of fucking pish today. Thankfully he didn't follow up the tip. In Peterhead news, we need to stop playing our top scorer wide right, play our regular right-sided midfielder on the right side of midfield, get a central midfield (come back Gibby, JB and Hegs!), and find a left back. Oh, and score, cause we haven't scored in the last 4 games.

Shame

About three doors from the King St end of Urquhart Road. Been a while since I've been in, but certainly the lassies were not the fat munters you expect to see in a chippy.

Would guess at the Sue Ryder shop on George St doing the same guitars

7 sets for Murrayfield, on top of the ones I actually want. Apparently if you buy more than the limit of 6 tickets they cancel all your orders, so I'm hoping they do! Nae happy like!

See what I was saying about it not taking payment? I've apparently ordered 7 sets... o_O

An acquaintance of mine came up to Aberdeen for a Friday night gig a few years back, knowing fine that he had no intention of heading back south for work in the morning, and was in fact heading up to Dingwall to watch his team in action. Cue the amusing sickie call: "Hi, I've got a fatal dose of bird flu so won't be in to work today. See you on Monday..." As I recall, he got off with a warning :lol:

Don't think you'll have got as it won't have taken payment. Me? I'm off to Wembley and Murrayfield

If it wasn't for my cheek being the size of a tennis ball at the moment, I'd be right there!

Well I think we should slug it out for "best pun" Is that my coat over there?

Bit late, Scott... Rolo Tomassi are atrociously bad, but I quite enjoyed 1984 and BRS My mate, who thought likewise, accidentally bought a Rolo Romassi t-shirt... LOL!

My mate may be in a similar state, as he's coming through for this gig after the game as well... Random!

Beast Fife at Balmoor for us. Hoping Ryan's draw is correct so we would move back up to third

Yeah, they LOOK cute and fluffy, but inside that tiny, cute, fluffy mind they're like hitler, bin laden and harry from mcfly all rolled into one. Always plotting, the terrifying little bastards are.

You do realise all cats are the bastard offspring of Satan and Maggie Thatcher? o_O

HEATHEN! You can't be a true Scot unless everything you eat is covered in a delicious batter and dripping with three day old fat! And on that note, I have a sudden desire to eat a salad.

My brother had a couple of rats. The first time we visited after he got the first one, my dad was handling it, and got a hand covered in rat piss... Needless to say, it was popular with me! Unfortunately, one of his rats came to a "sticky end" under the sofa.