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Machine Gun Fellatio - Butter My Ass With a Pigeon

I dunno about that - I still find it quite funny!

Cazorla has become Cazorli tonight o_O I would dearly love John Motson to shut up RIGHT now, or he'll incur the wrath of my patented Answer to Everything (which I'm not going to post on a forum, for fear of legal recriminations)

Dull as fuck indeed

Graham Taylor, I'm told. On ITV, David Pleat just said Pavlyuchenko "showed shades of Terry Shedingham". Um... ?

Nipped along purely for dananananannanananananananananakroyd... Ouch, that was loud

If you need a ringer, I'm up for it bud...

The Who - Water

Cheers all. Georgian were able to sort me out, so went with them. Hadn't heard of them before so Kudos to MattJimF and NotBaldatallhonestguvnor for the tip. probably wouldn't have had them on the list but for you guys

Aye, I'm certainly well aware of the time issue. If I can't get one then suit it is, but I at least want to make the effort to try... hopefully it won't be too busy!

I'm sure many folk have experience of hiring a kilt. Any hints, tips, dos dont's? Been pithced in the shit as I never got my invite to my mate's wedding... only to recieve a text last night telling me to be there by half 12 on saturday....

Lollerskatepark!

S Club 7 - Bring it All Back

WOOHOO! YOU GO GIRL!

Less than France, nae worries.

Had Torres to score. And Villa. And Spain to win. DANCER!

Tell me about it

I'm going, purely because some silly bint asked if I was gonna get a ticket the day before they went on sale, which was also pay-day. Whoops.

Where's JB been playing? We'd been playing him at right back, which was a joke since he was our best central midfielder and he was keeping out a right-back who went on to be our most consistent player once he got a run of games... And Pele wonders why he got the boot! o_O

We'll still pump you in the cup How's Gibby getting on at Montrose? Heard he was yer captain for the second half of last season? Top lad, is Keithy.

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden....... 'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet.' 'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee.' So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat. 'Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. 'Eees a bacon tree.' 'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget.' 'Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree'. And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath. 'Pepe... go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree.' 'Luis Luis mi amigo...what ees it? 'Pepe... ees not a bacon tree... Ees Ees Ees Ees Ees! Ees! Ees!! Eees a Ham Bush!!!

What? That died when we left In all seriousness, I'm a big fan of the pyramid system and would love to see more teams from the north in the league. Even the puddlestinkers, if only so we could pump them 8-1 at bellslea like we did last time we met...

Who?

Why? It seems pretty armless to me...