Stroopy121

I can wait xx

Nope, cremated. Set the oven to 200degrees for 6 hours xx

Essex accents. Fuck Essex accents. xx

...30 for L4D and Reach..? xx

Yeah, I see what you were going for, but made a bit of a cunt of it... Bad puns can be vulgar too =] xx

there's a time and a plaice for that. xx

Chicken, grease, salt. xx

Todd: Daddy, was mommy a monkey? I can't remember. Ned: No one was ever a monkey! Everything is what it was and always will be! God put us here and that's that! Todd: But you said a stork brought me. Ned: Uh, that was God disguised as a stork. Rod: Who brings baby storks? Ned: There's no such thing as storks, it's all God! Todd: (praying in front of a statue of a stork) Please bless daddy and mommy... Ned: Stop praying to that stork! xx

same reason I'm interested.. I wrote him off as a pretentious dickhole, but I shall give him a shot when I get home from work. my breath is firmly baited. xx

I've decided to broaden my musical horizons a little... the only kanye west stuff I've ever heard is gold digger and the gay fish song from south park, and I though both were hilarious... didn't know he was a producer too, any kanye fans fancy posting a couple of youtube links (or tracks to spotify) that are worth a listen? xx

Payday is the 25th, I'll take l4d then if it's still going? xx

Victory is mine! Bread - 47p Jam - 29p A total of 76p for a loaf of bread and jar of jam, 80p for a jam sandwich. xx

I accept your challenge. Bread and Jam, less than 80p. xx

Big and heavy is kinda close though? xx

Ned Flanders - Ive done everything the Bible says, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! xx

Is this 'Iain from bedford records' mentioned earlier? xx

I'd be willing to wager you could buy a loaf (or maybe a bag of buns) and some smart price jam for the cost of one of the sandwiches... xx

Ah damn I was gonna pick the blueprint - that or the linkin park collaboration... xx

That's what she said... I'm so lonely...

Cheques. Fuck Cheques. Old landlord paying back our deposit, but rather than just transfer the money directly - like he did every fucking month as promptly as you like - no, here's a cheque now sit tight till some dickhead at the bank decides you are worthy of recieving the money. You can deposit cash in the bank then by the time you walk out to a cash point you can withdraw it again, so why this mystical fucking lapse in reality where cheques need time to make themselves comfortable in my fucking bank account before I can coax the money out of it. Fuck. Cheques. xx

never heard either album if I'm honest, not my cup of tea at all... had to google Jay-Z to find out the name of one of his albums.. but I wanted to make that joke and damn it all I did. so THERE! xx

Generally I agree here, especially about the lottery of guitar amps, but that said I have been able to borrow a distortion pedal or guitar lead during practise due to our gear being fucked.. on the whole though i'd give it a miss, toms all the way xx

I'm gonna let you guys finish, but I just wanted to say that Jay-Z - American Gangster is the best R'n'B album of all time! xx

I'm at work too so myspace is out for now. Will check it out when I get home. xx

hmmm, sounds like an investment in a shit hot turntable may be required.... not going to lie though, I'm in the process of even getting rid of my cd's now in favour of a digital music collection.. just don't have room for the damn things any more... xx