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That was a real tweet by the way.

But is it duct tape or is it duck tape?

I can't figure out Fortnite at all.

Let's be inclusive. Less conventionally attractive people you find attractive.

It was Kat Von D, Sarah Silverman and the racing driver Susie Wolff. I did not use the words bird, pummel, smash, pump, LADS or back-door. Less conventionally attractive women you find attractive, that's more my style.

Is it gaffer tape or gaffa tape?

When Cobra Kai started out I was using a Behringer OD300 (Overdrive / Distortion, Boss OS2 clone) and a TO800 (Tube Screamer) and they were both good pedals. But like yours the casing broke. They were both held together with gaffer tape before I just went and replaced them with a DS1 and a Big Muff. That doesn't help with your question at all, I just felt like a chat. Bye then.

Jurassic Park's CGI looks better than most CGI nowadays.

There's a thread on Pie & Bovril called "Smash or Pass" where users post a picture of a female celebrity and people respond positively that they would "smash" her or that they wouldn't. Some other delightful threads on there include "P&B Tidiest Bits o’ Gear awards 2018" and "Less Commercial Or Conventional Birds You Would Like To Pummel". I admit to having posted in the last one.

Had a good chat with the great man, lamented getting old and how much better the music scene was in our day.

Still in 95 :/

I'm at a wedding and had a look at the table plan before I sat down and Nicky fucking Casino is on it. Haven't seen him yet. Aberdeen Music scene royalty.

When I worked in the Bon Accord Centre in 2003-2004 there was a notorious shoplifter who used to come in every single day and try to rob the shops. He was known in every shop in the city centre and banned from all the centres. He shoplifted by day and sucked cock by night. Good old smack.

She's stopped me four or five times at the bus station and given me the same story.

Living on Virginia Street was like running a gauntlet of "looking fer business?" queries on the way home from a night out. The girls used to come in to our car park and pish between the parked cars as well.

You're absolutely right. I will say that we all called him out on it, individually and as a group, many, many times but yeah we let him get away with too much for too long. I don't know what he's like nowadays, I haven't had more than a couple of passing conversations with him over the last few years, but hopefully getting married and having kids has made him grow up a bit, have a bit of self-reflection and start taking responsibility for his actions.

It was fucking balls. A glorified house show. Apparently they got paid $200m for it though and they've agreed a deal to do it every year for 10 years. Problem is these house shows aren't really canon and they've already started booking Backlash so they couldn't have any of the titles change hands. It was the wrestling equivalent of an exhibition match, or a friendly. And especially with the superstar shake up happening, it meant all the matches in this were all muddled up, you had Smackdown guys wrestling for Raw titles etc. So it was all a bit of a cop out because they couldn't just have all the champions just win. And all the matches were rushed and short because of that ridiculously long 50-man Royal Rumble which featured about 45 guys that nobody cares about. That was bollocks. Why pay for Chris Jericho to fly all the way to Saudi Arabia and get thrown out after 2 minutes? Who are you Babatunde? WHO ARE YOU? I hated no women's matches too. WWE should have stuck to their guns on that one. Yeah every time they showed the crowd half the people in it weren't even watching. Literally had their backs to the ring. I don't think the commentators were taking it seriously either. Titus O'Neil was classic. At least he's making fun of himself.

Naturally. I'm sure you know him. I've had the same group of friends pretty much since I was a kid, we all grew up together and I've known him since primary school so it's not just as easy as saying fuck him and cutting him loose. It did all come to a head eventually though. I'm one of the only ones who still talks to him. A mate's a mate, ken?

You ever have a mate that you know is a prick, but you've known him your whole life so you're kind of stuck with him? That's Gary. He married a Chinese girl and moved to China a few years ago thankfully. Probably breaking legs over there. Flying the flag for shitheads internationally.