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BILLY GRAHAM dies at 99. 5 points for age. No further bonuses. 5 points each for Bigsby, Flights, cold, Delboy1969 and Graham Knight. Current Leaderboard: Player Points Number of predictions Average Age 1 Lemonade 22 1 67 2 Kirsten 16 1 60 3 Adam Easy Wishes 13 1 36 4 cahinton1 8 1 60 5 Bigsby 5 1 99 6 colb 5 1 99 7 Delboy1969 5 1 99 8 Flights 5 1 99 9 Graham Knight 5 1 99 10 Alan Cynic 0 0 0 11 annewolves 0 0 0 12 AVB 0 0 0 13 Becca 0 0 0 14 ca_gere 0 0 0 15 Camie 0 0 0 16 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI 0 0 0 17 FSDanmac33 0 0 0 18 iAmanda91 0 0 0 19 iron_odin 0 0 0 20 James Broonbreed 0 0 0 21 Jim McGymersun 0 0 0 22 Kai 0 0 0 23 Long Haired Mackem 0 0 0 24 Lucius 0 0 0 25 mezzosophano 0 0 0 26 Mr_Itch 0 0 0 27 Scottboy 0 0 0 28 Scubby 0 0 0

I've updated all three deaths this year the day they happened but I forgot to post the second one here. LIAM MILLER dies at 36. 10 points for age No further bonuses But a 3 point Unique Pick makes an open goal for Adam Easy Wishes who scores 13 points. CATHERINE NEVIN dies at 67. 8 points for age. No further bonuses. +3 Unique Pick bonus for me, doubled for Joker bonues, making a whopping 22 points! Current leaderboard: Player Points Number of predictions Average Age 1 Lemonade 22 1 67 2 Kirsten 16 1 60 3 Adam Easy Wishes 13 1 36 4 cahinton1 8 1 60 5 Alan Cynic 0 0 0 6 annewolves 0 0 0 7 AVB 0 0 0 8 Becca 0 0 0 9 Bigsby 0 0 0 10 ca_gere 0 0 0 11 Camie 0 0 0 12 colb 0 0 0 13 Delboy1969 0 0 0 14 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI 0 0 0 15 Flights 0 0 0 16 FSDanmac33 0 0 0 17 Graham Knight 0 0 0 18 iAmanda91 0 0 0 19 iron_odin 0 0 0 20 James Broonbreed 0 0 0 21 Jim McGymersun 0 0 0 22 Kai 0 0 0 23 Long Haired Mackem 0 0 0 24 Lucius 0 0 0 25 mezzosophano 0 0 0 26 Mr_Itch 0 0 0 27 Scottboy 0 0 0 28 Scubby 0 0 0

My joker gone https://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/black-widow-catherine-nevin-dies-aged-67-after-cancer-battle-1.3398865

Rivers Cuomo on Instagram is everything.

I have a Krups. Krups for life.

The Longest Yard. Adam Sandler is a disgraced American Football player who starts a team in prison to play against the guards. Burt Reynolds and Chris Rock co-star but I mostly watched it for WWE wrestlers, Goldberg, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Kevin Nash and The Great Khali who all feature. It's stupid but fun. Adam Sandler at his deadpanny best. 3/5.

I'm revisiting some old horror novels by Graham Masterton that I used to love when I was in my late teens / early 20s. The one I'm currently reading is "The Mirror", which at the time utterly terrified me and I called it the scariest book I've ever read. I haven't read him in 15 years so I don't know how they'll stand up now, but The Mirror is creepy as hell so far. He writes really vivid stuff, and there are scenes that have absolutely stayed with me for years, eg a scene in the Mirror, where a man is forced to stab himself in the eyes with a cocktail stirrer and blind himself, then stick it in his ears and deafen himself, then cut out his own tongue. In The Ritual a man cuts off and cooks his own finger, in The House That Jack Built, a man is grabbed by a gang of youths, they put his cock and balls on a workbench and smash one of his balls with a hammer; later in the same novel, a woman in a sort of trance is made to dance with a man in her bare feet on broken glass. All of those are back on my to-read list, along with Plague and a few others. As I recall my main criticism of him was that he always blew the endings, went far too big and OTT and ruined the book, but we'll see. It says a lot that i remember all these graphic scenes but can't remember a single ending.

We're underway and it's the first points award of the year: Mark E Smith dies at 60, giving a base 8 points. No further bonuses apply, therefore cahinton1 picks up 8 points and Kirsten plays her joker and scoops up 16. Player Points Number of predictions Average Age 1 Kirsten 16 1 60 2 cahinton1 8 1 60 3 Adam Easy Wishes 0 0 0 4 Alan Cynic 0 0 0 5 annewolves 0 0 0 6 AVB 0 0 0 7 Becca 0 0 0 8 Bigsby 0 0 0 9 ca_gere 0 0 0 10 Camie 0 0 0 11 colb 0 0 0 12 Delboy1969 0 0 0 13 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI 0 0 0 14 Flights 0 0 0 15 FSDanmac33 0 0 0 16 Graham Knight 0 0 0 17 iAmanda91 0 0 0 18 iron_odin 0 0 0 19 James Broonbreed 0 0 0 20 Jim McGymersun 0 0 0 21 Kai 0 0 0 22 Lemonade 0 0 0 23 Long Haired Mackem 0 0 0 24 Lucius 0 0 0 25 mezzosophano 0 0 0 26 Mr_Itch 0 0 0 27 Scottboy 0 0 0 28 Scubby 0 0 0

Also a new rule for 2018, decided democratically on Facebook. A one point bonus for anyone in your team who is accused of sexual misconduct for the first time in 2018. Has to be a first time accusation. So notable nonces like Rolf, Weinstein, Polanski etc are ineligible. Doesn't matter if they're alive or dead at the time of the accusation. Also doesn't matter if the accusation is found to be true or not, accusation is enough. For the purpose of the game we'll define sexual misconduct as any sexual act which could theoretically lead to official charges being brought,plus sexual harrasment, unwanted sexual contact, coercion or making someone watch you smashing one out into a pot plant. However being caught cheating on a spouse is not sexual misconduct (unless the cheating involves one of the aforemention). No other bonuses apply; no joker bonus or anything else, it's literally one point. Cool? Cool.

2018 teams: Player2 Pick Joker? Times picked James Broonbreed Bill Cosby 2 James Broonbreed Charlie Sheen 7 James Broonbreed Chris Stein 1 James Broonbreed Denis Norden 4 James Broonbreed Dick Van Dyke 12 James Broonbreed Frankie Muniz Y 1 James Broonbreed George Bush Sr. 10 James Broonbreed James Earl Jones 2 James Broonbreed Kareem Abdul Jabbar 1 James Broonbreed Little Richard 2 James Broonbreed Michael J Fox 2 James Broonbreed Mikhail Gorbachev 1 James Broonbreed Morrissey 3 James Broonbreed Paul Gascoigne 7 James Broonbreed Peter Blake 1 James Broonbreed Prince Phillip 20 James Broonbreed Ralph Steadman 1 James Broonbreed Robert Mugabe 10 James Broonbreed Rosie O'Donnell 1 James Broonbreed Wilco Johnson 1 Delboy1969 Burt Reynolds 4 Delboy1969 Shirley Williams 1 Delboy1969 Clive James Y 2 Delboy1969 Denis Norden 4 Delboy1969 Dick Van Dyke 12 Delboy1969 Doris Day 9 Delboy1969 Eddie Large 1 Delboy1969 Jimmy Greaves 2 Delboy1969 Fenella Fielding 1 Delboy1969 Billy Graham 5 Delboy1969 Geoffrey Palmer 1 Delboy1969 Kirk Douglas 19 Delboy1969 Leslie Phillips 1 Delboy1969 Leah Bracknell 6 Delboy1969 Robert Mugabe 10 Delboy1969 Prince Phillip 20 Delboy1969 Stephen Hawking 3 Delboy1969 Bill Maynard 1 Delboy1969 Vera Lynn 7 Delboy1969 Paul Gascoigne 7 ca_gere Barry Cryer 1 ca_gere Bob Barker 2 ca_gere Bob Dole 2 ca_gere Denis Norden 4 ca_gere Desmond Tutu 1 ca_gere Diana Ross 1 ca_gere Jerry Lee Lewis 2 ca_gere June Whitfield 1 ca_gere Kirk Douglas 19 ca_gere Lamar Odom 3 ca_gere Lee Scratch Perry 1 ca_gere Mel Brooks 4 ca_gere Nobby Stiles Y 3 ca_gere Pelé 3 ca_gere Prince Phillip 20 ca_gere Rikishi 1 ca_gere Robert Mugabe 10 ca_gere Shane McGowan 1 ca_gere Tony Bennett 1 ca_gere Warren Buffett 1 Scubby Prince Phillip 20 Scubby Stan Lee 11 Scubby Kim Jong-Un 4 Scubby Donald Trump 7 Scubby Charlie Sheen 7 Scubby Betty White 6 Scubby Billy Connolly 4 Scubby Kirk Douglas 19 Scubby George Bush Sr. 10 Scubby Johnny Depp 3 Scubby Maggie Smith 4 Scubby Tim Curry Y 2 Scubby Robert Mugabe 10 Scubby Aretha Franklin 4 Scubby Doris Day 9 Scubby Mel Brooks 4 Scubby Dick van Dyke 12 Scubby Angela Lansbury 6 Scubby Rolf Harris 3 Scubby Harvey Weinstein 3 Lucius Kirk Douglas 19 Lucius Ric Flair 4 Lucius Prince Phillip 20 Lucius Neil Sedaka 1 Lucius Burt Reynolds 4 Lucius Paul Gascoigne 7 Lucius George Bush Sr. 10 Lucius Buzz Aldrin 2 Lucius John Madden 1 Lucius O.J. Simpson Y 2 Lucius Frankie Valli 1 Lucius Maureen Lipman 1 Lucius Jimmy Carter 7 Lucius Julie Newmar 1 Lucius Dennis Rader 1 Lucius Charlie Sheen 7 Lucius Maggie Smith 4 Lucius Des O'Connor 1 Lucius Dave Lee Travis 1 Lucius Dick Dale 1 colb Kirk Douglas 19 colb Leah Bracknell 6 colb Herman Wouk 1 colb Olivia De Havilland 2 colb Prince Phillip 20 colb Billy Graham 5 colb Betty White 6 colb John McCain 4 colb Linda Nolan Y 3 colb Lord Peter Carrington 1 colb Javier Perez De Cuellar 1 colb Pierre Cardin 2 colb Stan Lee 11 colb Tessa Jowell 1 colb Doris Day 9 colb Dick Van Dyke 12 colb Jimmy Carter 7 colb Vera Lynn 7 colb George Bush Sr. 10 colb Henry Kissinger 4 Bigsby Matt Capotelli 1 Bigsby Kathleen Blanco 1 Bigsby Cloris Leachman 1 Bigsby Gene Shalit 1 Bigsby I M Pei 1 Bigsby Connie Sawyer 1 Bigsby Stan Kesler 1 Bigsby Quinton Claunch 1 Bigsby Queen Elizabeth 10 Bigsby Thea Musgrave 1 Bigsby Jill Gascoigne 1 Bigsby Virginia Patton 1 Bigsby Kirk Douglas 19 Bigsby Dusty Anderson 1 Bigsby Doris Day 9 Bigsby Olivia de Havilland 2 Bigsby Billy Graham 5 Bigsby Leah Bracknell Y 6 Bigsby Bernard Cribbins 1 Bigsby Windsor Davies 1 Lemonade Fernando Ricksen 2 Lemonade Leah Bracknell 6 Lemonade Roger Bannister 1 Lemonade Catherine Nevin Y 1 Lemonade Gordon Banks 1 Lemonade Johnny Ruffo 1 Lemonade Tammy Sytch 1 Lemonade John McCain 4 Lemonade Ronnie Wood 5 Lemonade Conway Savage 1 Lemonade Val Kilmer 2 Lemonade Gay Byrne 2 Lemonade Jimmy Greaves 2 Lemonade Phil Spector 2 Lemonade Christy Dignam 2 Lemonade Jackie Stallone 1 Lemonade Gudrun Ure 1 Lemonade Jimmy Carter 7 Lemonade Murray Walker 1 Lemonade Doris Day 9 Kirsten Sally Jessy Raphael 1 Kirsten Dennis Skinner 1 Kirsten Bob Dole 2 Kirsten Nanette Newman 1 Kirsten Tippi Hedren 1 Kirsten Raymond Briggs 1 Kirsten Sophia Loren 1 Kirsten Larry King 1 Kirsten Mark E. Smith Y 2 Kirsten Nana Mouskouri 1 Kirsten Billy Connolly 4 Kirsten Nicholas Parsons 1 Kirsten Estelle Harris 1 Kirsten Paul McCartney 1 Kirsten Morrissey 3 Kirsten Kirk Douglas 19 Kirsten David Attenborough 6 Kirsten Robert Morse 1 Kirsten Frank Oz 1 Kirsten Jack Nicholson 2 Adam Easy Wishes Queen Elizabeth 10 Adam Easy Wishes Prince Phillip 20 Adam Easy Wishes Nobby Stiles 3 Adam Easy Wishes Leah Bracknell 6 Adam Easy Wishes Linda Nolan 3 Adam Easy Wishes Stan Lee 11 Adam Easy Wishes Paul Gascoigne 7 Adam Easy Wishes June Brown 4 Adam Easy Wishes Gerd Muller 1 Adam Easy Wishes Ronnie Wood 5 Adam Easy Wishes Denis Norden 4 Adam Easy Wishes Vera Lynn 7 Adam Easy Wishes Billy McNeill 1 Adam Easy Wishes Fernando Ricksen 2 Adam Easy Wishes Liam Miller 1 Adam Easy Wishes Eduardo Berizzo 1 Adam Easy Wishes Jim Carrey 1 Adam Easy Wishes Kirk Douglas 19 Adam Easy Wishes Robert Mugabe 10 Adam Easy Wishes Clarke Carlisle Y 1 Mr_Itch Tim Curry 2 Mr_Itch Prince Phillip 20 Mr_Itch The Iron Sheik 1 Mr_Itch Mel Brooks 4 Mr_Itch Dick Van Dyke 12 Mr_Itch George Bush Sr. 10 Mr_Itch Kirk Douglas 19 Mr_Itch John McCain 4 Mr_Itch Pope Benedict 2 Mr_Itch Henry Kissinger 4 Mr_Itch Roman Polanski 2 Mr_Itch Ronnie Wood 5 Mr_Itch David Attenborough 6 Mr_Itch Cher 3 Mr_Itch Queen Elizabeth 10 Mr_Itch Burt Reynolds 4 Mr_Itch Sinead O'Connor 2 Mr_Itch Tony Iommi 1 Mr_Itch Gene LeBell 1 Mr_Itch Vera Lynn Y 7 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI Selena Gomez 1 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI Gabriel Iglesias 1 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI Ric Flair 4 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI Jimmy Fallon Y 1 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI Dustin Hoffman 1 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI Jake Roberts 1 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI Mario Batalli 1 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI O.J. Simpson 2 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI Lamar Odom 3 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI Aretha Franklin 4 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI Stan Lee 11 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI Roman Polanski 2 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI Betty White 6 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI Julie Andrews 1 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI Woody Harrelson 1 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI Gary Busey 1 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI Bill Murray 1 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI John Hamm 1 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI George Bush Sr. 10 Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI Jimmy Carter 7 Alan Cynic Tim Allen 2 Alan Cynic Brigitte Bardot 1 Alan Cynic James Bolam 1 Alan Cynic Ellen Burstyn 1 Alan Cynic Michael Caine 1 Alan Cynic Raul Castro 1 Alan Cynic Petula Clark 1 Alan Cynic Macaulay Culkin 2 Alan Cynic Doris Day 9 Alan Cynic Ken Dodd 1 Alan Cynic Val Kilmer 2 Alan Cynic Jerry Lee Lewis 2 Alan Cynic Vera Lynn 7 Alan Cynic Courtney Love 1 Alan Cynic Prince Phillip Y 20 Alan Cynic Queen Elizabeth 10 Alan Cynic Nobby Stiles 3 Alan Cynic Dick Van Dyke 12 Alan Cynic Ray Wilson 1 Alan Cynic Joanne Woodward 1 mezzosophano Doris Day Y 9 mezzosophano Olivia Newton-John 2 mezzosophano Betty White 6 mezzosophano Stan Lee 11 mezzosophano Elton John 2 mezzosophano Marilyn Manson 1 mezzosophano Mick Jagger 1 mezzosophano Dick Van Dyke 12 mezzosophano Gay Byrne 2 mezzosophano Kirk Douglas 19 mezzosophano Prunella Scales 2 mezzosophano June Brown 4 mezzosophano James Hetfield 1 mezzosophano Barbara Bush 1 mezzosophano Queen Elizabeth 10 mezzosophano Christy Dignam 2 mezzosophano Pelé 3 mezzosophano Rolf Harris 3 mezzosophano Aretha Franklin 4 mezzosophano Ozzy Osbourne 5 Jim McGymersun Alex Trebek 1 Jim McGymersun Roy Chubby Brown 1 Jim McGymersun Billy Connolly 4 Jim McGymersun Johnny Depp 3 Jim McGymersun Prunella Scales 2 Jim McGymersun Prince Phillip 20 Jim McGymersun Kevin Spacey 2 Jim McGymersun June Brown 4 Jim McGymersun Corey Feldman 2 Jim McGymersun Jonathan Rhys-Meyers 1 Jim McGymersun Michael Schumacher 2 Jim McGymersun Lamar Odom 3 Jim McGymersun Ozzy Osbourne 5 Jim McGymersun Mick Mars 1 Jim McGymersun Bill Cosby 2 Jim McGymersun Julia Louis Dreyfus 1 Jim McGymersun Ronnie Wood 5 Jim McGymersun Morrissey Y 3 Jim McGymersun Dick Van Dyke 12 Jim McGymersun Kirk Douglas 19 Graham Knight Adele 1 Graham Knight Art Rupe 1 Graham Knight Billy Graham 5 Graham Knight Britney Spears 1 Graham Knight Clive James 2 Graham Knight Prince Phillip Y 20 Graham Knight Eminem 1 Graham Knight John Bercow 1 Graham Knight Justin Bieber 1 Graham Knight Kayne West 1 Graham Knight Kim Kardashian 1 Graham Knight Kirk Douglas 19 Graham Knight Lisa Marie Presley 1 Graham Knight Nick Clegg 1 Graham Knight Piers Morgan 1 Graham Knight Priscilla Presley 1 Graham Knight Robert Mugabe 10 Graham Knight Sally Bercow 1 Graham Knight Sir Alan Haselhurst 1 Graham Knight Taylor Swift 1 FSDanmac33 Stan Lee 11 FSDanmac33 David Jason 1 FSDanmac33 Doris Day 9 FSDanmac33 Angela Lansbury 6 FSDanmac33 Dick Van Dyke 12 FSDanmac33 Betty White Y 6 FSDanmac33 David Attenborough 6 FSDanmac33 Bob Barker 2 FSDanmac33 Kirk Douglas 19 FSDanmac33 Pete Doherty 3 FSDanmac33 Rod Stewart 1 FSDanmac33 Prince Phillip 20 FSDanmac33 Queen Elizabeth 10 FSDanmac33 Kim Jong-Un 4 FSDanmac33 Donald Trump 7 FSDanmac33 Charlie Sheen 7 FSDanmac33 Burt Reynolds 4 FSDanmac33 Willie Nelson 1 FSDanmac33 Suge Knight 1 FSDanmac33 James Corden 2 Flights Vader (Wrestler) Y 1 Flights Bob Dylan 2 Flights Dale Winton 1 Flights David Attenborough 6 Flights Will.I.Am 1 Flights Larry Mullen 1 Flights John Fashanu 1 Flights Bill Oddie 1 Flights John Cleese 1 Flights Billy Connolly 4 Flights Nile Rodgers 1 Flights Andrew Lloyd Webber 1 Flights Steven Tyler 1 Flights Mel Brooks 4 Flights Kirk Douglas 19 Flights Angela Lansbury 6 Flights Billy Graham 5 Flights Vera Lynn 7 Flights Joe Jackson 1 Flights Stitches 1 cahinton1 Prince Phillip 20 cahinton1 Des Lynam 1 cahinton1 Ozzy Osbourne 5 cahinton1 Dave Grohl 1 cahinton1 Arnold Schwarzeneggar 1 cahinton1 Stan Lee 11 cahinton1 Stephen Hawking 3 cahinton1 Mark E. Smith 2 cahinton1 Carl Barat 1 cahinton1 Diego Maradona Y 1 cahinton1 Paul Gascoigne 7 cahinton1 George Alagiah 1 cahinton1 Barbara Windsor 2 cahinton1 June Brown 4 cahinton1 John Major 1 cahinton1 Robert Mugabe 10 cahinton1 Mark Thatcher 1 cahinton1 Terrence Malick 1 cahinton1 Ridley Scott 1 cahinton1 Pamela Anderson 2 annewolves Leah Bracknell y 6 annewolves Chris Rea 1 annewolves Eileen Derbyshire 1 annewolves Bill Ward 1 annewolves Fred Durst 1 annewolves Prince Phillip 20 annewolves Donald Trump 7 annewolves Robert Mugabe 10 annewolves Eddie Vedder 1 annewolves Jack Charlton 1 annewolves Jimmy White 1 annewolves Pete Doherty 3 annewolves Scott Hall 1 annewolves Bruno Sammartino 2 annewolves Ricky Tomlinson 1 annewolves Pamela Anderson 2 annewolves Terry Venables 1 annewolves Paul Dianno 1 annewolves Ted Danson 1 annewolves Boy George 1 Kai David Attenborough 6 Kai Queen Elizabeth 10 Kai Rupert Murdoch 2 Kai Ronnie Wood 5 Kai Sheldon Adelson 1 Kai Jacob Rothschild 1 Kai George Soros 1 Kai Dick Cheney 1 Kai George Bush Sr. 10 Kai Henry Kissinger 4 Kai Harvey Weinstein 3 Kai Cher 3 Kai Elton John 2 Kai Johnny Rotten 1 Kai Ringo Starr 1 Kai John McCain 4 Kai Lindsay Lohan Y 1 Kai Kevin Spacey 2 Kai John Lesley 1 Kai Prince Phillip 20 Long Haired Mackem Robert Mugabe 10 Long Haired Mackem Charles Bronson 1 Long Haired Mackem Rupert Murdoch 2 Long Haired Mackem Kirk Douglas 19 Long Haired Mackem Prince Phillip 20 Long Haired Mackem Michael Schumacher Y 2 Long Haired Mackem William Shatner 1 Long Haired Mackem Nichelle Nichols 1 Long Haired Mackem George Takei 1 Long Haired Mackem Walter Koenig 1 Long Haired Mackem Meat Loaf 1 Long Haired Mackem George Bush Sr. 10 Long Haired Mackem Jimmy Carter 7 Long Haired Mackem Buzz Aldrin 2 Long Haired Mackem Brian Blessed 1 Long Haired Mackem Pope Benedict 2 Long Haired Mackem Phil Spector 2 Long Haired Mackem Maggie Smith 4 Long Haired Mackem James Earl Jones 2 Long Haired Mackem Macaulay Culkin 2 Becca Tina Turner 1 Becca Gene Hackman 1 Becca Harvey Weinstein 3 Becca Olivia Newton-John 2 Becca Jeremy Clarkson 1 Becca Angela Lansbury 6 Becca Donald Trump 7 Becca Paul Gascoigne 7 Becca David Attenborough 6 Becca Prince Phillip 20 Becca Phil Collins 1 Becca Ric Flair 4 Becca Kim Jong-Un 4 Becca Johnny Depp 3 Becca Kirk Douglas 19 Becca Joan Collins 1 Becca Pelé Y 3 Becca Charlie Sheen 7 Becca Stan Lee 11 Becca Jeremy Irons 1 AVB Ant McPartlin 1 AVB Charlie Sheen 7 AVB Cher 3 AVB Conor McGregor Y 1 AVB Corey Feldman 2 AVB Danny Devito 1 AVB Jack Nicholson 2 AVB Kirk Douglas 19 AVB Lil Wayne 1 AVB Little Richard 2 AVB Ozzy Osbourne 5 AVB Prince Phillip 20 AVB Queen Elizabeth 10 AVB Sean Bean 1 AVB Sean Connery 2 AVB Stan Lee 11 AVB Stephen Hawking 3 AVB Tim Allen 2 AVB Donald Trump 7 AVB Wes Scantlin 1 Scottboy Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi Y 1 Scottboy Akihito 1 Scottboy Bernard Ingham 1 Scottboy Chuck Yeager 1 Scottboy Don King 1 Scottboy Donald Trump 7 Scottboy George Bush Sr. 10 Scottboy Henry Kissinger 4 Scottboy Jimmy Carter 7 Scottboy Kim Jong-un 4 Scottboy Lee Hsien Loong 1 Scottboy Mahmoud Abbas 1 Scottboy Michael Jace 1 Scottboy Nuon Chea 1 Scottboy Pentti Linkola 1 Scottboy Qaboos bin Said al Said 1 Scottboy Radullan Sahiron 1 Scottboy Robert Mugabe 10 Scottboy Sepp Blatter 1 Scottboy Silvio Berlusconi 1 Camie Honor Blackman 1 Camie George Bush Sr. 10 Camie Ric Flair 4 Camie Keith Richards 1 Camie Stan Lee 11 Camie Bobby Charlton 1 Camie Aretha Franklin 4 Camie Bruno Sammartino 2 Camie George R R Martin 1 Camie Mary Berry 1 Camie Kirk Douglas 19 Camie Barbara Windsor 2 Camie Yoko Ono 2 Camie Dick Van Dyke 12 Camie Prince Phillip Y 20 Camie Angela Lansbury 6 Camie Brian Wilson 1 Camie Ozzy Osbourne 5 Camie Bob Dylan 2 Camie Michael Douglas 1 iAmanda91 Kirk Douglas 19 iAmanda91 Prince Phillip 20 iAmanda91 Betty White 6 iAmanda91 Linda Nolan Y 3 iAmanda91 Pierre Cardin 2 iAmanda91 Jimmy Carter 7 iAmanda91 Donald Trump 7 iAmanda91 Dick Van Dyke 12 iAmanda91 Vera Lynn 7 iAmanda91 Queen Elizabeth 10 iAmanda91 Rolf Harris 3 iAmanda91 Stan Lee 11 iAmanda91 Yoko Ono 2 iAmanda91 Angela Lansbury 6 iAmanda91 Catherine Zeta-Jones 1 iAmanda91 Alec Baldwin 1 iAmanda91 Josef Fritzl 1 iAmanda91 Morgan Freeman 2 iAmanda91 Paul Gascoigne 7 iAmanda91 Sean Connery 2 iron_odin Sinead O'Connor 2 iron_odin Dwayne Johnson Y 1 iron_odin Richard Hammond 1 iron_odin Judi Dench 1 iron_odin Bono 1 iron_odin Queen Elizabeth 10 iron_odin Charlie Sheen 7 iron_odin Maggie Smith 4 iron_odin Daniel Radcliffe 1 iron_odin George Lucas 1 iron_odin Morgan Freeman 2 iron_odin Pete Doherty 3 iron_odin Michael J Fox 2 iron_odin Dick Van Dyke 12 iron_odin Bette Midler 1 iron_odin Doris Day 9 iron_odin Carol Channing 1 iron_odin Seth Green 1 iron_odin Ed Sheeran 1 iron_odin James Corden 2

A record 27 teams taking part this year: Below are the 23 individuals unfortunate enough to be named as jokers (3 people are named more than once, one unfortunate has been picked as a joker 3 times). James Broonbreed Frankie Muniz Delboy1969 Clive James ca_gere Nobby Stiles Scubby Tim Curry Lucius O.J. Simpson colb Linda Nolan Bigsby Leah Bracknell Lemonade Catherine Nevin Kirsten Mark E. Smith Adam Easy Wishes Clarke Carlisle Mr_Itch Vera Lynn Dennis Waterman's Showbiz XI Jimmy Fallon Alan Cynic Prince Phillip mezzosophano Doris Day Jim McGymersun Morrissey Graham Knight Prince Phillip FSDanmac33 Betty White Flights Vader (Wrestler) cahinton1 Diego Maradona annewolves Leah Bracknell Kai Lindsay Lohan Long Haired Mackem Michael Schumacher Becca Pelé AVB Conor McGregor Scottboy Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi Camie Prince Phillip iAmanda91 Linda Nolan iron_odin Dwayne Johnson Next up is 10 most picked. This was a tightly-contested affair which Kirk Douglas was leading for a long time, but Prince Phillip pipped him at the last, being picked a whopping 20 times - 74% of players picked him! 1 Prince Phillip 20 2 Kirk Douglas 19 3 Dick Van Dyke 12 4 Stan Lee 11 5= Robert Mugabe 10 5= Queen Elizabeth 10 5= George Bush Sr. 10 8 Doris Day 9 9= Paul Gascoigne 7 9= Charlie Sheen 7 9= Donald Trump 7 9= Vera Lynn 7 9= Jimmy Carter 7 A few other little groups: On the Politics side, George Bush Sr is leading the way 10 picks, followed by Donald Trump on 7, then Henry Kissinger and John McCain with 4 each, and Bob Dole with 2. Nick Clegg has squeaked on to the shortlist with one pick. Paul Gascoigne leads the way for the footballers with 7 picks, followed by Nobby Stiles (3), Pelé (3) and Fernando Ricksen (2). Maradona has 1 pick, so the Maradona v Pele race is on. Wrestlers are always a reliable source of points, and they're well represented again this year, with Ric Flair at the head of the charts on 4 picks, Bruno Sammartino with 2, then a slew on 1, including Jake The Snake Roberts, The Rock, Tammy "Sunny" Sytch, Rikishi, Scott Hall and Vader. It's a Star Trek face-off, as George Takei, Walter Koenig, William Shatner and Nichelle Nichols all have one 1 pick each. Rock stars have scored some good points recently and are well represented again: Ozzy Osbourne and Ronnie Wood top the picks with 5 each; Pete Doherty has 3, then it's piano battle between Elton John, Little Richard and Jerry Lee Lewis with 2 picks each. A lot of picks on 1, including two Beatles, several Rolling Stones, Bono, Dave Grohl, Marilyn Manson, Meat Loaf, Fred Durst and James Hetfield. And finally the Sex Pests. It's a tie at the top with Harvey Weinstein and Rolf Harris each picking up 3 nods. Next on two picks each, Bill Cosby, Kevin Spacey and Roman Polanski, and then Dave Lee Travis, Dustin Hoffman (allegedly), John Lesley and Josef Fritzl all have one pick each. Happy scoring folks. Full teams will be published tomorrow. Lemonade.

Deadline is midnight tonight, will post them this week.