Edgar Graham

Close tie between... The Field - From Here We Go Sublime & The Animal Collective - Strawberry Jam Not so close in the tie but still close enough to the tie to be mentioned Alter Ego - Why Not? BOYSNOIZE - Oi Oi Oi Willy Mason - When the Ocean Gets Rough

I actually know of someone selling a couple, would you like me to give you their number?

What was this radio station? LSD FM?

Yes, because I definately know you're an idiot now. Wasn't sure before.

What other comedy programs are you a fan of?

Are you taking the piss? You've decided this from one episode? There are weak episodes in both past seasons.

Just incase anyone missed the most ridiculous statement of the year so far, I highlighted it for you.

I don't think anyone else is goin mate.

This band are shit and should be shot for their various shameless quests for some more cash

Haha yeah, I was thinking that as well. Good to see Rich Fulcher back in it though, have you seen the live DVD? He appears to be genuinely insane.

Right ok, I just googled it and looked at the first price. 60 then. I know it's on o2 but I don't know if it's locked to that network specifically. Anything else?

Brand new Nokia 6300 for sale 60 As the title says, got it on an upgrade but don't want it. Also comes with a 128mb memory card. It's set to the o2 network I think, just get one of these free sim cards and you're laughing... http://http://freesim.o2.co.uk/messages.php Costs 80 new, so 60 ono delivered to your door

It's good, but it's not brilliant

Honda : Honda Civic 2000, parts recently resprayed I'm skint, help.

I found the book to be a very enjoyable read and would consider him one of the most interesting people alive today but on the other hand I also got the Mr Nice DVD and it's absolutely terrible. It has fake studio laughter when there aren't even any jokes and he just repeatedly says "i'm so stoned" over and over again. Still I wouldn't go as far as calling him a "twat". Looking at what he has achieved in his lifetime is incredible (especially since he was baked the whole time as well, I generally struggle to leave the room when i'm baked). So yeah, give up this touring milarky Howard, you're making Stripey think you're a twat.

Please point me in the direction of the place where paying 20 quid for an eighth is being ripped off...

Yeah man, I was thinking about it after I posted that and felt a bit stupid, I'm quite happy paying whatever price for drinks to keep the only good thing about Aberdeen nightlife going. It's just cos I've been so skint lately I've been hangin around with the strange alcoholics in archies till about 1am then heading over! Working two jobs now to fund the habit so it's soooooooooooound. Keep up the good work.

I hate Samsungs, I want to go back.

I take it the ability to charge so little for drinks on a wednesday has been made possible by the price hike on Friday and Saturday? 3.05 a vodka coke and with a door charge on top of that most of the time Working Mon-Fri I can only go out at the weekend and I've found myself putting off going to Snafu till later in the night recently because the prices are so steep.

Yes that's right smalltime, struggling Cadburys are pinning their hopes on the Wispa to save them from going bust.

Good, i'm forwarding your post to the "wise up you boring, over-PC twat" awards

The Oran Mor is a nice venue, it used to be an church so it makes for a pretty cool atmosphere.

"Make sure you pay for your property, a fair price" Listen you asshole, if you can't even go to the effort of learning the correct word order of a sentence for your probable multi-million pound ad campaign how can I trust the build quality of one of your no doubt shoddy Spanish properties?

Was it not for charity?

The Scissor Sisters - Comfortably Numb Jamie Cullum - High and Dry