succubitch

heres a llama theres a llama and another little llama fuzzy llama funny llama llama llama duck llama llama cheesecake llama tablet brick potato llama llama mushroom llama llama llama duck i was once a treehouse i lived in a cake but i never saw the way the orange slayed the rake i was only three years dead but i told a tale and now listen, little child to the safety rail did you ever see a llama kiss a llama on a llama llamas llama tastes of llama llama llama duck half a llama twice a llama not a llama farmer llama llama in a car alarm a llama llama duck is that how its told now? is it all so old? is it made of lemon juice? doorknob ankle cold now my song is getting thin ive run out of luck time for me to retire now and become a duck

yeah well i was here first.

Draw Write Read thats what i do whilst on nightshift (which happens to be this week)

yeah, but no one was ment to know.

ICP Suck!

Tie Dye, it's just wrong.

Oh shut the fuck up! Your getting more and more whiney by the day.

SO FUCKIN TRUE.

i'm not miserable, i'm just not stupidly happy like some on here.

Well isn't it a good thing I didn't ask for your thoughts on the matter.

true. thank god.

i'm glad you don't apologise, I have very little respect for people who don't say what they mean. Although that doesn't mean I respect you.

yeah, well i'm not a nice person..

Then maybe you'd like to meet me in person and tell me how miserable you think I am.

If being honest, direct, violent, sadistic and causing chaos makes me a "miserable munter" then so be it, but don't hide behind your computer when you have something to say to me.

I guess i'm extra sexy then, I was born and raised in Fort William and now live in Aberdeen.

i heard somewhere that they are to be supporting CoF in December

UK - Every Breath you Take by The Police US - Flashdance(what a feeling) by Irene Cara

Make sure everyone I know is comfortable Hire a hitman for the people I don't like Move to L.A Start my own designer clothing company Buy an apartment in New York, a cabin BC, a beach house in Sydney and a ranch in New Zealand Have my own live-in personal trainer and chef Buy lots of SUV'S, motorbikes and monster trucks Have a room for my weapons Have a room for my shoes Generally just live the high life with my boyfriend and friends.

Lita vs Trish, Survivor Series 2004 Hardy Boys vs Edge & christian vs The Dudley Boys TLC match Brett Hart vs Shawn Michaels Ironman match Hulk Hogan & Brutus the Barber Beefcake vs Randy Savage and Zeus, SummerSlam 1989 LOD 2000 vs The New Age Outlaws, Unforgiven 1998

Just sat and watched Lita on Byte this, well worth a watch. http://www.wwe.com/community/bytethis/

Hardy Turns Down WWE Offer, Did Lesnar Sign Yesterday?; More By Ryan Clark 07/08/2005 - Brock Lesnar did not sign a WWE contract yesterday but all indications are that he will be back shortly. Both JBL and Batista don't appear to be taking part in Monday's SmackDown! house show in Portland as they are advertised for a dark match at RAW. They've been promoting this for weeks in the New York City market. Big Vito, Axl Rotten, and Balls Mahoney are all scheduled to be at SmackDown! Tuesday. No word on if they'll appear live on the show. It looks as if Matt Hardy has turned down WWE's offer to return. We should have more on this very shortly.

matt morgan was just on smackdown, tuesday night. and since when is Matt Hardy returning to WWE?

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesnt have much luck until, one day; he comes across a Harley with a For Sale sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, its quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and its going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in." "When we eat dinner, we dont talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and has sex with her, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom. "Shes got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, thats enough, Ill do the damn dishes"