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Beckham gets three wishes David Beckham is on top of the main stand at Old Trafford ready to jump off after a nightmare first half of the Premiership and World Cup campaign. He's lost the World Cup for England by getting himself sent off and everyone and his dog hates him, Posh Spice has dumped him for Michael Owen and United have put him on the transfer market for 10 quid because he's playing shite. As he's about to jump off Father Christmas taps him on the shoulder. "Are you OK, David?" asks Father Christmas. David explains his life is a mess and gets ready to jump... "STOP!" shouts Father Christmas. "I'll grant you three wishes on the understanding that you do me a favor". "That would be top!" says Beckham "Cheers, Father Christmas, thank you, thank you". Father Christmas asks him for his three wishes: 1) In the Argentina match I don't kick the Argy but shoot from the freekick and score, and ENGLAND go on to win the World Cup and I'm a National hero. 2) I marry Posh Spice and live in happiness. 3) I'm made best footballer in the world by FIFA and my wages go up to a million a week. "OK, I'll grant your three wishes after you've done my little favour" said Father Christmas. " What do I have to" says Beckham. Father Christmas tells Beckham to drop his pants and bend over. After a brutal rogering, Father Christmas asks Beckham how old he is. "24" replies Beckham "Aren't you a bit old to believe in Father Christmas!!" laughs the fat, gay Man City fan.

Great white Shark

Argos is not bad, just remember that your looking for a firm mattress

still don't know what i'll do with it.

I had his soul before he joined BT.

I happen to own his soul.

Boba Fett

hide your valuables under a bar of soap, they'd never find them.

AKA the coke fiend

I give you credit then, I was a student nurse for almost 2 years and I hated it.

I take it you speak from experience ?

now, now, now . . . no need to be bitchy

Gdens 01224558140 (out of hours number) out of hours times: mon - fri 18.15 - 21.15 sat - sun 09.30 - 12.30 David Anderson Building at Foresterhill. Be aware that no other dentist or out of hours service will see someone who is already registered with a dentist. You can in the mean time take ibuprofen and paracetamol together.

Thats just wrong.

Ok, I think the kids name is Rianon and some other bint in moshulu, they (I think) are try to dance like lesbians, rianon looks like she's got taser stuck up her arse as she has this other girl thats attached to her leg doing some attempted grinding but on too much caffeine its scary. A call out to those two girls... its really not attractive, scary to watch and both of you may want to switch to decaf! No need to thank me, just doing my part in the service for man kind.

you better take that back or there's a serious beating heading your way you fucking cunt.

just my idiot boyfriend throwing a strop.

I'm stuck at work so I don't get to watch it.

would having cybersex on a plane class as join the mile high club

you're welcome

I agree. (but I still can't fucking stand you)

David Draiman

you two are ment for each other