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Ok, Sorry!

Ahhh.. Who then?

I know, I've not had a shag in ages. My nuts are like two tins of Fussels Milk.

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No, but I see why he made them. Anyway, I've retracted these remarks.

Ipods are overpriced shite.

A film called the "The Beast" is being released on 6 June (6/6/6). It's about a the conspiracy that Jesus Christ never existed. Teaser trailers can be viewed at http://www.thebeastmovie.com/. I think it'll be over-hyped pish, the trailer doesn't give much away at all. What does everyone else think? Pish or Not-Pish?

Hmmm... My favourites were Chocky (inc. Chocky's Challenge and Chocky's Children), Fraggle Rock, Round the Twist, Our House, Johnny Briggs, Henry's Leg, Mr Rossy, Terrahawks, Willow the Wisp, The Clangers, Knightmare, Emu's Pink Windmill Show, Let's Pretend, Why Don't U?, Press Gang, Dungeons & Dragons, Choc-a-bloc, Pob's Television Programme.... Ahhh, the 80's! I totally agree that childrens television is mostly shite now. Bring back the 80's (but not Bod!!!!). Tata

Blair wants Israel to destroy Iran's nuclear sites The British regime is claiming that the Iranian President has threatened to have Israel "wiped off the map". The quote has been cited in almost every corporate news outlet in the US and UK, but on TV news reports the footage of the incident always mysteriously stops just before the words "wiped off the map" are actually spoken, and the report switches to alternative pictures and on-screen text or a voiceover. The TV news this evening from the BBC, Britain's state-owned media network, interpreted this as a veiled threat that "military action" may be taken unless the Iranian regime "changes its ways". But a report in the late evening news on BBC 1, which compared Blair's strong words to his rhetoric before the war on Iraq, concluded that military action is not a likely course of action "for the UK". Perhaps the UK is expecting Israel to destroy Iran's nuclear facilities, as it has done in the past. *** Mr Blair said the sentiments were 'totally unacceptable' Tony Blair has expressed "revulsion" at the Iranian president's assertion that he wanted Israel "wiped off the map". Mr Blair told an EU summit at Hampton Court, near London, that he had "never come across" comments like those made by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Wednesday. He added that Iran, suspected of having a nuclear weapons programme, could soon be considered a "real threat". But Iran later accused the West of turning a blind eye to what it called Israel's "crimes". EU leaders earlier issued a joint statement saying they condemned Mr Ahmadinejad's remarks. BBC political editor Nick Robinson said Mr Blair's comments carried the "implicit threat of military action". 'Unacceptable' The Iranian charge d'affaires in London had already been summoned to the Foreign Office for the UK to lodge a protest. Speaking after a one-day EU summit, Mr Blair said the Iranian leader's sentiments were "completely and totally unacceptable". He said: "Their attitude towards Israel, their attitude towards terrorism, their attitude on the nuclear weapons issue - it isn't acceptable." Mr Blair said he had never heard of the president of a country saying they wanted to wipe out another country. "If they continue down this path, then people are going to believe that they are a real threat to our world security and stability. "They may believe... the eyes of the world will be elsewhere, but I felt a real sense of revulsion at those remarks." Mr Blair added: "Can you imagine a state like that with an attitude like that having a nuclear weapon?" 'Zionist crimes' The BBC's Nick Robinson said: "I haven't heard the prime minister speak in this way since the Iraq war. "He knew what he was doing today. He intended to keep Iraq guessing." Earlier, the US said the Iranian president's comments highlighted concerns about nuclear plans, which Iran says are for peaceful purposes only. Mr Ahmadinejad made his comments at a conference in the Iranian capital Tehran entitled The World without Zionism. Referring to Iran's late revolutionary leader Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, Mr Ahmadinejad said: "As the imam said, Israel must be wiped off the map." The Iranian foreign ministry later said the country's embassies in the West would officially protest against Europe's attitude to "Zionist crimes". Although the ministry's statement did not specifically mention Mr Ahmadinejad's speech, it said Iran blamed the complex situation in the Middle East on continued support for Israel. Mr Ahmadinejad came to power earlier this year, replacing Mohammad Khatami, a reformist who attempted to improve Iran's relations with the West. Liberal Democrat foreign affairs spokesman Sir Menzies Campbell said: "Military action remains quite 'inconceivable', as the foreign secretary said last December." He added: "The prime minister's revulsion is justified, but there are diplomatic and political steps that can be taken against Iran if it persists in bellicose behaviour and language." SOURCE BBC News, "Blair 'revulsion' at Iran remarks", 27 October 2005. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4380306.stm

You mean' date=' you don't know how to! Just use the protocol file:// Like this: file:///c:/Autoexec.bat However, anyone with BASIC windows security would be protected against such childish "pranks".

Are the Americans involved in this? Duh! The Americans have INSTALLED the puppet regime in Iraq (illegally) and are trying Saddam Hussein, who by rights is STILL PRESIDENT OF IRAQ, for war crimes and crimes against humanity. The US knew at the time when he gassed the Kurds, bet yet continued to supply him with aid and lifted sanctions against him. They continued to support him fight against Iran. OK, he is guilty - no doubt about it... but aren't the US also guilty for supporting him and helping him with the crimes he is accused of? This trial has been delayed to divert media attention from what is really going down: The war against Iran!

Try installing PowerDVD. This should stop this error appearing and play your dvd's fine! Installing PowerDVD inserts VOB Codecs into your Windows system directory, which is then used by Windows Media Player. This error only seems to appear in WMP9 when the codec is missing. It has nothing to do with CSS encryption or using pirated dvd's. http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windowsmedia/player/9series/playererrors.aspx#c00d1163_0x00000000

That might be a good idea if Winamp played DVD's or VOB files! It will, however, sort out your MP3 problem.

Danny Baker is to release a tape of side-splitting bloopers caught by amateur cameraman during the September the 11th attacks. The video contains the now classic moment when a New York fire-fighters trousers fell down as he was trying to rescue a victim of the atrocity. Another gaffe features the moment captured on September the 12th of the hijacker who got his dates wrong and flew his plane into thin air. "My favourite howler is when George Bush asked recently when the anniversary of September the 11th was," host Baker says. Weve also got a great clip of someone jumping from the burning towers only to land on a discarded trampoline, bounce back up and land back in the tower, Baker laughs. The video is just a small part of a massive merchandising drive to cash in on the forthcoming anniversary of the attacks. A special edition Twin Towers Jenga will also be released and a September the 11th Twix is already on sale, with the slogan Let your hunger destroy the twin towers of taste. Many special events are also been planned throughout the country. "I'm going to a 9/11 fancy dress party next week. I'm going as some rubble," comedian Gary Wilmot said. One Huddersfield pensioner is planning his own unique tribute to the atrocity. "Ive bought a weekend flying lessons from WH Smiths," pensioner Ernie Jackson told us. "I'm going to fly my plane into the Towers twins, who are two boys who live on our estate. They're a right pair of little bastards. Last week I caught them pissing through my letterbox, he added. TV bosses are planning several special programs to mark the anniversary. Channel 5 will be showing a 2 part special following 11 adult film actresses flying over to ground zero to film a hardcore porn version of the attacks. And BBC are filming a new show in which Rolf Harris trains to be a fundamentalist Muslim terrorist and tries to recreate a suicide attack of his own. Many World leaders are also making plans to commemorate the tragic events of last year. Tony Blair is having an informal barbecue with Leslie Grantham and Osama Bin Laden is having a quite meal at a Bernie Inn with close friends. Reports also say George Bush is set to announce that, as of a mark of respect for those that died in the twin towers, anything that comes in twos will be banned, including tits.

Hippo Flash This is funny as fuck: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/251178

US "slow response" to Hurricane Katrina was deliberate While TV news presenters keeps asking why the government took so long to save the victims of Hurricane Katrina, evidence is beginning to emerge that the officials may have delberately prevented attempts to rescue thousands of people in affected cities. BBC News has learned that FEMA officials deliberately prevented major convoys of heavy lorries carrying water, and other supplies essential for survival, from reaching cities suffering in the aftermath Hurricane Katrina. When the first FEMA lorries began to arrive today, BBC reporters said "this is the first time we've seen this sign," pointing to the "FEMA" signs displayed on white A4 cards in the windscreens of the lorries. "This lorry driver loaded his truck on Monday but his bosses prevented him from coming here to these people until today." (BBC News 24, Sat, 3 Sep 05, 12:41 GMT.) If we are to have a truly objective debate about what went wrong, we must consider every possibility, including the theory that right-wing, wealthy white men, in the US regime could have used this disaster as an opportunity to facilitate some ethnic cleansing and clear away a swathe of the poor, Black underclass whose very existance undermines the myth of freedom, democracy, prosperity, and the American dream. It would not be the first time in history that a government has taken action of this type. Ethnic cleansing in the USA today may seem impossible, even unthinkable, but let us not forget that only recently the US regime presided over military action that killed hundreds of thousands of civilians in Iraq and Afghanistan.

"I kick arse for the Lord!" - Braindead (1992)

When it comes to war films, my favourite is "Threads". A British film made in 1985 about the UK under nuclear attack. It is by far the most realistic ww3 film ever made. It wasn't even mentioned! Pah!