Well......... When I was about six or seven, I tried to bungee jump off a six foot fence. Using only a nylon rope. I was lucky it didn't strangle me. It would would actually have looked like a suicide! And it would have saved me from: Breaking my arm twice, both times playing football. The first time, I was in goals for some reason, and made the mistake of saving a melted shot from three yards out, with one hand. It was at a school "funday". I then went home to my Nan who told me to "Stop that whinging, it doesn't work with me." I later went to the hospital, got told it was broken and phoned the old cow to tell her she was a cretin. Second time, I jumped for a header, having already sprained my wrist, and bounced off some ginormous Hearts player. Fell on said arm, played for five minutes, then went to hospital.