beeker

are you gay?... no seriously. Ok, so she didn't text you back.. oh christ - end of world. I cna go months without talking to some of my best mates and when we meet up it's just like the time never passed. Stop being such a bitch.

That is just bang wrong!.

nah, i did the lightbulb fitting and the year placement is boooooring. If you go to aberdeen University you can do a module in lightbulb fitting, one in wallpapering., some tiling... and no doubt a course in some form of Psychology. ... and then go work in B&Q yay!

.. or to work in management there. Especially the fat bearded guy - think his name is Mike. he's a right cunt. thank fuck I'm out of there! also - some of the women staff who've been there for like 8 years are whores at management parties. ahh - feel better now!

That 'shoe' rule really gets on my tits. As long as you dont look like a dodgy mofo, you should get in! thankfully most clubs/pubs let you in with denim now - another stupid rule!

which part did you disagree with then?

yeah but on first impressions - who would you let into your club. the smart well dressed guy or a guy that looks like a pure dodger with rockports, a burberry cap and lots of bling round his neck? i'm not condoning, i'm attemtping to explain why the bouncers did what they did !

hows about you wise up, min. I didn't mention tattoos in that post. Apology accepted. so they let numpty joe in and he steals your wallet and his missus is a nutter and battered ur missus. Would you be complaining to the bouncers then for letting a bam inside? I'm sure he's a nice guy - but in a queue for a nightclub first impressions count! If you read my posts you'd understand the bouncers used that as an excuse not to let him in as they didn't like the look of him.. simple as.

2.50 and a kinder egg toy (completed)

so they let numpty joe in and he steals your wallet and his missus is a nutter and battered ur missus. Would you be complaining to the bouncers then for letting a bam inside? I'm sure he's a nice guy - but in a queue for a nightclub first impressions count!

bouncer1 - check this mink oot, he's nae getting in bouncer2 - aye but ye canna ca him a mink and nae let him in bouncer1 - fit about a no tattoo policy - has he got a jaikit bouncer2 - no, no jaickit, lets go for that one! bouncer1 - aye sorry pal, you'll need to cover up those tattoos before gettin in beaut: - haw, man thats pure discriminative!! bouncer2 - sorry pal, you can't get in. beaut - man ah hardly ever get out what with the 3 kids and my homework bouncer1 - sorry pal, rules is rules beaut - i'm pure goin to the paperz min. c'mon jordan-louise - we're outta here ensue story in the E&E...

"ya get me"

doesn't that article read lke he's a buffty? maybe they are homophobic?

grrrrrrrrrrrr these guys were on Watchdog the ohter week. for dodgy answers. said they wouldn;t release their 'code' for getting answers as theyr all done the same way...

managed 6316 - does that get me 8 points in a Richard Whitely styleee

hahahaha.... vince. legend.

wow... does it say why he was being chased? but then again - if a plain clothes guy with an alsation was chasing me i'd run too! brings back memories of walking round tilly park when at school. haha.

"i'll put a bottle of ketchup in the window for when i'm feeling saucy"

beeker is unconvinced.

Driveblind by a jaw droppingly long country-mile. KlothMonkey i did like the beginning to a song " 1, 2 fuck you" ...can't remember the band name - maybe some one can help?

How can being online in an internet cafe be strange. If you had tapped into a wireless network for the barbados holiday home of John Travolta whilst having a BBQ on the beach with the guy from teh malibu advert who continually says - "can you hear me now.. now?.... i'm on the mobile" - that would be strange