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Because I'm a cunt. And in a bad mood.

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I fucking despise this season, everything about it from beginning to end has been poisonous, self-serving, destructive and farcical. Everything is shite about fitba just now - everything. From FIFA corruption to the Premiership to bullets in the post to mail bombs to referee strikes to Mouriniho to the diving & bollocks at El Classico to a Hearts fan attacking Lennon... all shite. All of it. Top that off with a utterly fucking shite season for the Dons & the National Team playing with no strikers. Fuck all this bollocks, fuck it all.

I knew that. They're also responsible for the "Fight Club" soundtrack. Bargain price at Amazon...... Fight Club Ost: Original Soundtrack: Amazon.co.uk: Music

Only for the last 7 days....

Buckie thistle, highland league champions. Happy as Larry! But, by fuck, the Dons were Shite today.

The "No" campaign basically said "You are too stupid to understand this - just say no". I've never seen a political campaign before that treated the voters as being thick. Saying that, they may have been correct with this assertion, given the projected results.

When your wife goes out, always remember the correct order to have Salt & Vinegar crisps and a wank.

I hope Portillo tested the death-by-laughing-gas-method first hand?

Shakira - "Lucky that my breasts Are small and humble So you don't confuse Them with mountains"

Worst lyrics of all time revealed! | News | NME.COM 1. Desree - 'Life' "I don't want to see a ghost/It's the sight that I fear most/I'd rather have a piece of toast/Watch the evening news" 2. Snap - 'Rhythm Is A Dancer' "I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer" 3. Razorlight - 'Somewhere Else' "And I met a girl/She asked me my name/I told her what it was" 4. ABC - 'That Was Then But This Is Now' "More sacrifices than an Aztec priest/Standing here straining at that leash/All fall down/Can't complain, mustn't grumble/Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble!" 5. U2 - 'Elevation' "I've got no self control/Been living like a mole now/Going down, excavation/High and high in the sky/You make me feel like I can fly/So high/Elevation" 6. Toto - 'Africa' "The wild dogs cry out in the night/As they grow restless longing for some solitary company/I know that I must do what's right/Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti" 7. Oasis - 'Champagne Supernova' "Slowly walking down the hall/Faster than a cannonball/Where were you when we were getting high?" 8. Duran Duran - 'Is There Something I Should Know?' "And fiery demons all dance when you walk through that door Don't say you're easy on me you're about as easy as a nuclear war" 9. Human League - 'The Lebanon' "Before he leaves the camp he stops/He scans the world outside/And where there used to be some shops/Is where the snipers sometimes hide" 10. Black Sabbath - 'War Pigs' "Generals gathered in their masses/Just like witches at black masses"

"Zombie" came on the radio at the weekend & I forgot how shit it was - "With their tanks and their bombs, And their bombs and their guns." Ok, Cranberries, we get it - they have bombs, right? However, the one I detest most is from Joan Osbourne (I had to google that) and is called "If God Was one of us" - What if God was one of us Just a slob like one of us Just a stranger on the bus Trying to make his way home He's trying to make his way home Back up to heaven all alone Nobody calling on the phone Except for the pope maybe in rome

Forza Motorsport 3. Only cost me 8 quid.

Yeah, done that. and it's passed the 45 days I can't open a dispute.

Someone didn't send me a CD the other month - I opened a dispute, got his phone number, etc. Eventually got a refund via teh dispute but, for a laugh, I kept calling him every day & leaving messages. Got an issue just now - bought an X Box game but it won't work. Bad news is I bought it about 6 weeks ago & only tried it the other day. Can I still open a dispute?

Wow... just wow. 10 years to find & just 5 minutes to kill. thoughts?

Unfortunately, I'm not down with any of the farming community.

Where can I get about 20 square metres of topsoil and about 25 square metres of turf for a cheap price? Cost for the above & delivery from Dobbies comes to around 250. Anywhere cheaper?

Harry Corry in Berryden as well as the ones mentioned above.

welcome to Peter Dow world. Your life will never be the same again.

By shaving your testicles & painting eyes on them you can stand on your head and entertain children as Squidward from Spongebob

Cure premature ejaculation by simply turning up 15 minutes later than planned for sex.

Does she bluff orgasms?

Also, I've a pile of bricks - that made up a small dividing wall in the back garden - that I want rid off.

If memory serves me correct, it was only their 2nd ever live show. Would have been much better in The Tunnels.