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Mine one is spare now for Edinburgh - only used the once.

"Devizes man Robert Newman jailed for sex with goat" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-24066227 "Newman was jailed for six weeks for the attack, which North West Wiltshire Magistrates' Court heard had left the goat needing medical treatment."

"A man has been arrested in China after he charged a young woman to rid her vagina of ghosts with his penis." http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/08/21/penis-exorcism-china-ghostbuster_n_3788941.html

Comedy gold in the comment section -

Couple return from holiday to find grass by their street cut to different lengths http://www.nottinghampost.com/Couple-return-holiday-grass-street-cut-different/story-19155350-detail/story.html

it's all going down in Kintore - "Man finds dead parrot in North-east garden" http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/3238450

Who was the support band?

Bristol man banned for driving "under influence of drum and bass" http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/Bristol-man-banned-driving-influence-drum-bass/story-18605524-detail/story.html#ixzz2PUs0QK79

http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/ Dear Jim, Please paint me Moby throwing ninja stars at a melancholic badger whilst eating a Papa John’s Pizza in Lidl in Shrewsbury. Moby is wearing an Admiral England shirt, Bermuda shorts and 18-hole DMs. The badger is sat in Spielberg’s directors chair and smoking a pipe. Thanks, postrockowl

Let's move on, shall we?

Exactly. Ignore the weights - count the bars, it's much clearer.

if you're spending £300, why not get an entry level DLSR? The Nikon D3000 is less than £300 - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Nikon-Digital-Camera-18-55mm-10-2MP/dp/B002J9GIAQ/ref=sr_1_1?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1360847136&sr=1-1

I wasn't going to go to TITP but I am now. I'm guessign they'll headline Tuts or something which is why they're listed below the main stage headliners.

selling on behalf of a friend - 2 x tickets for Plan B at the AECC on Friday 15th Feb. Gig is not sold out - tickets are on sale still for £31 each plus postage. Will sell both for £50, saving you over a 15 quid in total which you can then spend on overpriced, warm beer at the AECC.

New Suede track yesterday & today brings, firstly, a new Bowie track and then a new Tom Waits track (with Keith Richards, no less). My head is about to explode, i can't comprehend this. if new MBV material appears this week as well then i'll probably have a full rectal prolapse with excitement.

Nic Cage as every Hobbit cast member.

I see Slayer are headling Bloodstock. get them to play The Tunnels.