Mr.Tim

what the fuck has he done to you? ive met him before and hes a damn nice guy.

FREAK! FREAK! FREAK! get out of this thread you freak.

anyone else just watch that programme about the child tourettes camp? you have to feel sorry for these people but you cant help but laugh. it is a real shame for them but still, it was funny as fuck. the women who couldnt stop jiggling from glasgow was my personal favourite, her name was michelle.

indeed. i regularly purchase an 80p bottle of the good old irn bru from my local newsagent along with a pack of buns which i fill with an egg when i get back home. yum.

dennis rodman is fucking ace.

a foreign man goes into a cafe, looks at the menu then says to the waitress.......... "could i have a quickie" the waitress slaps him in the face. he asks again "could i have a quickie" she slaps him in the face once more. the guy sitting next to the foreign customer taps him on the shoulder and says.......... "i think you'll find its pronounced quiche"

ill save this thread with a fucking ace joke................. 2 buns were in an oven, one bun says to the other "man its hot in here" the other bun says "AAAAAAAAAAGH a talking bun" oh yeah, i give my joke 10 stars.

the exact same problem has happened to my zen micro, i need the name of this place too! HELP US!

that game = a big pile of shite.

he is fucking ace. i was shocked when i was told he was 14, although he has the brain of a very clever man, he looks about 8.

reply to that number with "STOP". if that doesn't work then fuck knows what to do.

anyone else see it? i laughed, don't know if i was laughing at them or with them. probably at them.

someones getting a freshly squeezed jobby put on their face while they sleep tonight. whorebag.

i have a pet sister, her name is sophie. shes a goon.

16. st machar academy, lived in the spital all my life.

god bless jamie smith.

i stole his bag yesterday, he chucked it on the ground before he went into the bookies, i ran away with his bag, then left it on the pavement for him so he could shake right up to it and pick it back up, but no, he shook right past it leaving it there, but an old man picked it up and started walking along the road with it. it was ace.

yes im looking at you. pubes or baldy baldy baldy?

english. yer ma or yer da?

edith bowman is a minge.

hahahaha that was ace. heres a longer version of it http://www.big-boys.com/articles/holditin2.html there isn't much point of watching it though cause the funny part has already been posted on another link and it's all in a different language. there was actually no point in this post, but ach well, i don't give two hoops.

id love to see you in one of those shaun.