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sounds like you'd fuck a black snake with a festered arse. (only if you held its head....only if you held its head)

looks like Jesus got a smelly finger from the one in the glasses.

after I replied...I thought that's what you were talking about... It's always been a good link for me - might be one of those "casche" things... anway - for everyone that can't see it - it was a beaded glove for wanking with. badda boom - tish.

chet atkins!....one of my first LP's! - bought in a cubs bring and buy.

here's your 60th present...I bought it early...he he

muggles....tsk tsk.

on a side note...is this hog with hair? BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Astley shortlisted for MTV award PS, I love the fact that Rick Astley is an anagram of "tickly arse"

looks like he's so happy, he BAWLED it out on an internet forum. I hope hog calles his 1st kid "Pecia" - " 'allo Pecia! "

not even the ones on cocktail sticks?....classy.

iTunes might not exist soon... BBC NEWS | Technology | iTunes store shutdown feared not that I use it! (old fart).

if it includes Y fronts AND a dead body, is that two?....or just one? actually, on a sort of serious note...I was watching hostel on Channel 5 the other day...and the (rather piss poor makeup, but gruesome none the less) "blowtorch to the eye" scene... I was thinking - there are people in the world that could do that without question. I can imagine it - but never ever do it... or peeling off someone's skin and throwing acid on them...nasty. (do you think I listened to too much Pungent Stench as a kid?)

he got the wrong brother!...dang!

wear a thick, padded shirt, and spongy shoes.

wasn't there that infamous tiny detail on the moshulu poster "DJ SET"...or did I imagine that one?

aye, good one min. don't listen to all the normal people peddling the normal responses... you know it makes sense.

emo = pussies.

Boomkat - Your independent music specialist too

YouTube - Secret Chiefs 3 - 19980523 - Renunciation @ Recovery (wait 'til the beat kicks in!....oh!)

Triads? or is that a gross over characterisation of Chinese people? (you don't sleep below a slatted celing, and noticed any odd bits of string hanging down have you?) you were dicing with death there... ho ho.

he he.....could well have been him! (playing his own games!)... was he from "up north" ? (peterhead, if I remember correctly?) fred told him to "fook off" once...I think that lasted for a week...

dear mr Sting, did you just let off a tubby squeaker?

you could always apply for this mans job? BBC NEWS | World | South Asia | Monkeyman roped into pest problem anywaone want to dress like a gull in aberdeen train station?

he he...ace. We used to get one twat in trying to buy every single from the top ten that week, then try to take them back the next week (the ones that'd dropped out) and said that they were damaged when he bought them...but, when he'd ask for a tune, we'd feign ignorance and get him to hum it, or sing it - every week. (I think this is a classic pastime in a local record shop)... or the spotty, druggie ravers that would grunt at you to "skip it on" through their pile of 43 "all the same" mokum, gabba and happy hardcore 12" - when we were in diamond street, you could have a nice wee break round the back "looking" for 12"s - "I am so sorry, I am afraid I can only find 10 out of the 30 records you want to [listen to and not] buy today"

you see, a bit of context always helps a situation. from "earlier posts" it all seemed that we were talking about "grumpy staff"... if you're getting feichies asking for vodka at 7.45 on a sunday morning, then throwing punches, it's a tad different to being a bit miffy to someone who won't say please or thank you!.... I'd have given him the bottle....IN HIS FACE, *CUNT*, *BASH*, *FUCK YE*....and, calllm. me, I am all about manners, and I try to be a cool cucumber if someone's being a bit of a cock. but, if someone's having a go - I'd walk away (rightly so!)...get a manager in - they are paid more to take abuse (and should have been on an assertion training course or de0escalation). it's not worth it in the end. but, I thought we were talking about humphy people, not psychos.

that was private!...>like marzipan you damn grey skinned light house man.