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"what rubbish...a school boy knows that a black hole is a collapsed star"....(one that god has squashed, no doubt.)

he might have just gone for a walk with a bottle, and got bleezin. Perhaps he stumbled upon a match?

if his wife was standing tapping a rolling pin at the bedroom door, he sure trumped her with a shotgun! --- "fuck collecting glasses you slag, BLAM"

it's a shame it wasn't a woman, "it looks like someone tried to bunker off" (please don't take that as a misogynist statement...it appeared to me like that on second read, bitches.)

six (feet) under pa!

amazing. It's all about context!....I guess you have to know someone before taking their comment out of context. Incredible the power of the N word with white liberals....BPWA - "straight outa compton" - (black people with attitude)....

something to do with a stiff spurtle?

I tried necrophilia once, it was dead boring.

he should banjo straight to jail.

are you saying I waft my hot cum under kids noses? - I hope not!

baby gravy - mine's always steaming in it's boat....what a tug.

...someone's been reading their Viz annuals...

yes, imagine...making up new words. what a flagbuffin. I am so glad we only have the words we started out with from the year dot.

that cunt's got ears.

a couple of considerations... would your sister have to be facing you? and how big would the dog be? just asking...cos how much is in the pot?.... I also ran round a block in Woodside / Tilly (Don Bank Terrace) in the buff, with only a miner's lamp, balaclava and snowboarding goggles....when there was 2 inches of snow on the ground. I did that for the princely sum of "fuck all" as a bet. there are photos out there....somewhere. and I distinctly remember meeting a man in a white capri, asking if "I was lost" ?... ho ho

I'll take that as a condiment then.

"I ate out pootle"...what a thought.

how did you overcome it? - intensive immersion therapy....mmmmmmmm...malllow.....mmmmm

I find sitting in the fridge is hassle free too, unless there is a rogue cucumber in the drawer, poking out.

you knicked my joke from page two you sneak! http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/general-discussion/51388-lose-loose-2.html#post685147

I think you'll find that Grr has three R's. And any double key strokes are usually down to a bouncy keyboard or a lazy finger!... I often get "into the" wrong - like this "intot he"...there are a few "finger spoonerisms" i get in a knot with... usually they involve a "t" ... so I hate the letter t.

a man has a puckly few shandies, and fa's oer, rather spectacularly on his daup...a mannie sais tae his pal, "Is at kung fu?", "nae min, he's only hid fauwir". Green Peppers, Reid Peppers n Sunday Peppers.

shows how much of a cock I am. Loose and Lose are two different words...not "just" a spelling stimake...oh the shame.