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God I'd forgotten about Bebe, for all his good signings, Fergie sure has signed a lot of duds in his time!

Just back from Morocco where I bagged the 'prestigious' Club World Championship. Not the most difficult trophy to win granted, could really have done without a trip to Africa just before the busy Christmas period. As is usual for European Champions straight into the semi final... my opponents? Guangzhou Hengda... yeah I'd never heard them either let alone pronounce the fucking name. From China. I thought I better take the competition seriously so name a strong 23 man squad thought the temptation to take a load of fringe players was very tempting. Wish I had of done, dicked them 6-1, they got the 1 in injury time with their only shot of the match. At least I'd heard of the finalists - Puma of Mexico. Cheeky fuckers took the lead but were easily trounced 6-2. Another trophy in the cabinet though not sure if this one actually counts - the board and fans were pretty happy though. Got asked that most stupid of questions in the pre final press conference as to whether this is one of the biggest challenges I have ever faced? Fucks sake dickhead journalists get real. It's hardly the Champions League Final! Still just the one defeat all season to Lolpool at home fucking scouse gits. 8 wins on the bounce in all competition, 2 points behind Man Poo and Chelski in the league after 14 games, one in hand on the shit and two on the ski. Next up Man Shitty in the League Cup Quarter Final, in a dilemma do I stick the reserves out or play a strong team? I mean the fans don't give a shit about the League Cup and do I really need a 2 leg semi final? Plus I beat Shitty 4-0 in Community Shield and 4-1 at their gaff in the league so by default they are due to beat me. Might as well be in this, yeah fuck it reserves it is and I shall tell them to go out and enjoy themselves but won't bung tea cups at them if they play shit and we get trounced. The reserves will get another outing soon in the FA Cup 3rd Round against League Two Brentford. Meanwhile on the international scene with Turkey four wins out of four so naturally pleased with the start to the world cup campaign!

They're only showing highlights of Vidal's funeral.... Bloody hell middle of May and still nul fucking points! Very disappointed in the Gibb....

Just imagine if the Barton incident would have happened in a normal Prem League game? Well Talksport's show prep for the next month would have sorted! It has been over shadowed by the City snatching the title from United's hands shenanigans. Yes he was stupid and will get a lengthy ban and that should be the end of it. What the fuck was Ballotelli doing getting involved though? Fucking footballers are in general cocks but no more than many folk on the streets up and down the land only has been stated they have shed loads of dosh and those playing at the top have their every move scrutinized. No need for Barton to start picking fights on twitter with pundits. He really should learn to shut up. Had QPR got relegated there's no way he'd be getting off so lightly. QPR are fucked now, dunno how long a contract he has but I imagine at least next season if not the season after. Whose gonna want him now. I agree he's only an average player but surely no manager will want to touch him now. Not surprised McLeish got the boot by Villa but you have to question why on earth they employed him in the first place. Their win ratio was pathetic and it never seemed like a smart move employing a manager whose just taken your local rivals into The Championship albeit with a mickey mouse trophy in the cabinet. Latest thing I heard today was Martinez being lined up for Lolpool. Despite the cup finals they were pathetic in the league this season. Anfield certainly is no fortress at the moment, so many average Premier League fodder got results there.

I want to know of the skeletons in the Linekar closet Barton was referring to in their twitter conversation! Joey Barton loves The Smiths so he's not all bad ha ha! Great coverage by MOTD, so glad I avoided the scores.

I bloody managed it as well, started pissing about making some music on the computer and completely stayed off the net - just shut the whole world out! glad I did as well!!!

I'm going to avoid the scores today and watch it all unfold on match of the day later!

Thing is the way the season has gone it wouldn't surprise me if there is one last twist! Not long till the Euros, looking forward to the fest of footy especially as my job means I can watch most the action!

there should be some kind of pundit drinking game invented for the Euros, for example everytime Shearer says 'I don't know a lot about them' about one of the smaller countries you have to down a shot, when you hear a pundit say 'disappointed' or 'organized' or Lawrenson says 'you know' in that high pitched camp voice. Glad 'Arry is joining the BBC punditry team, he's always good value!

So it's Blackpool v West Ham in play off final for a place in Premier League. So hoping the seasiders can do it, be great to have Ian Holloway back on Match Of The Day!

the new Fergie and Wenger? Ha just dicked them bastards who bombed our chip shops Werder Bremen 7-1 in the Champions League then followed it up with a 5-2 drubbing of beyond hapless Sheff Wed who have now lost 9 on the spin. Them fucking scouse bastards Lolpool came to the Cambridge Stadium and turfed me over though. And have gone back into international management with Turkey good start to world cup qualifying campaign with 2 wins out of 2, ok so beating Iceland was an expected formality but it was a sneaky 3-2 win at their place, my lads not too keen on all that cold. Followed that up with a rather impressive 3-0 stuffing of Russia at my place. They didn't like that up em!

I'm sure Lolpool will be very happy beating a mostly fringe and reserve Chelsea side to cement a top 10 finish in the league! Hope QPR join Blackburn and Wolves playing the likes of Peterboro and Barnsley next season!

community shield and super cup in the Franklin trophy cabinet already this new season and a good start to the season unbeaten in first five.

a nice little champions league and premier league double, got 57 million to spend have invested in some english players for a change, started the new season by winning the community shield for the 3rd time on the trot. ooh and an adventure to some football outpost for the club world championship to look forward to over christmas!

I like Clarkson, he is a twit but I do like him

actually think it was Danny Mills not Keown doing the co commentary

able bodied people parking in disabled spots in car parks especially supermarket ones, stop being so fucking lazy you tossers.

Just tuned into Man U v Swansea on five live and the top commentary team for this match in the eyes of the beeb is Alan Green and Martin Keown... both of whom reek of the awfulness of ITV...

yeah thought it was something like 10 or so maybe a couple above although have some players not got some kind of special dispensation in the past? Although what on earth kind of argument could they give for Tevez? Being a moody moany over paid git?

lovely on a lazy Sunday to get back from the pub open a bottle of red and finish the season, Cardiff disposed off in FA Cup semi to line up a final against Man City, Liverpool disposed off 2-0 in first leg of champs league semi final though still gonna be a tall order going to the Dalglish (ha ha ha) Arena and getting through, relegation haunted Wolves just disposed off 5-0 at Molineux, 6 points clear 4 games to go!

is Tevez entitled to a medal though should City win it? How many games do you have to play to get yer medal?

So Man City manager Ronald Koeman says in his press conference before their match against Arsenal that I could really struggle against West Ham.... thank you Mr Koeman, City lose to Arsenal and I win 6-1 with one of the best performances of the season! Four points clear five games to go!

An exciting season drawing to a conclusion. Beat Man City at home to sneak a point ahead of them with 6 games to go but then followed up that tremendous win with a defeat at Liverpool who have snuck back into the title race as a result. Meanwhile in Champs League fucked Bayern 5-0 at home 1st leg, stuck out the fringe and reserves for second leg and lost 4-2. My opponents in the quarters? Those fucking scousers who robbed me of the league title and dumped me out champions league last season. Ooh I do hope I get revenge! Semi final of the FA Cup against relegation strugglers Cardiff. Life is good at the Cambridge Stadium!

been delving into heaps of Stranglers albums my mate sent me. Fine fine band even without Hugh Cornwall.

A two horse race now between Man City and Cambridge, I've started signing famous names as backroom staff - got Rooney and Lampard as youth coaches, also David Villa is a coach. Just made a serious slip up though lost to a 95th min goal at Aston Villa and City beat Blackburn to go four points clear - my first defeat in 18 games in all competitions - had to happen eventually. 10 games to go and still to play City at home where I have been unbeaten all season. Gubbed Roma 2-0 away in 1st Knockout round of champions league - should have won by more and put the tie completely to bed. Noticed in the information screen I am now a club legend but I want more. Like Lucky I feel I deserve a statue and at least getting the stadium named after me! Ungrateful bastards!