Moshulu Rob

I've only been in once to borrow some smoke fluid. Spent ten minutes waiting for it at the bar and got hugged by 4 random's, with eyes like dinner plates, telling me they loved me. Which was nice.

The Wild Card deal is as follows: 1 Cocktail for 2.50 2 Cocktails for 4 Burger +1 Topping and a Budweiser/Coke 5 15% off all other food Rob

Bring Student ID and ask for a wild card next time you are in, that entitles you to loads of deals on drink and food. Rob

I can;t beileve you were resorting to using psuedenoms to get more stage time Gumpy... 'And next up its Gumpy' Sings Song 'And now we're looking for Ryan........Oh, it's you again Gumpy'

Rock Karaoke, tonight, 8-12 in HJB, Great fun. That is all

Yes, but it costs me 38% more than beer to buy in, and I only charge you 15% more than beer, so it's a bargain! And I'd happily put Cider and Guinness in the club again, but we took them out because we losing far more than was sold because it went out of date. Rob

Flik was told there was someone unconcious in the gent cubicle, went and had a look, and said 'don't worry, it's only Craig, we'll just leave him there' A while later he was spotted on the dancefloor with a pint in his hand

Arranging tickets today, should be in store by Wednesday. Flik

Every Wednesday from 8pm in Henry J Beans

I just scanned the list briefly Rhino, and it has got the widest range of music possible, including stuff like Metallica Pink Floyd JImmy Eat World System of a Down Savage Garden Hendrix Audioslave Queen AC/DC Motley Crue Frank Zappa Puddle of Mudd Bowling For Soup Aerosmith NIN Foo Fighters Nirvana Pearl Jam Sabbath Good Charlotte Whitestripes Queens of the Stone Age GnR Alien Ant Farm Nickelback Muderdolls Korn Incubus Stone Sour There's loads more, but that is a selection of stuff I couldn't believe you could get full karaoke versions of. If it's a particular band you're after post on here and I'll check the listing fully, ther'es about 1500 songs I think. Rob

Re: Re: Re: Re: Where is Moshlulu!?!?! We have a winner. That's where it came from, fortunately not a shoe shop. Rob

I AM TEH 14 AN TEH BA5TARDS @ MSOHULU WON LEMME IN NO MORE SO IT IS TEH SHIT ROFL ROFL !!!!!!1111!!!!!1!!!

It's quite annoying when it says you can't send a PM within 60s of a previous one, I understand why for posts in threads, but it's quite annoying for PM's especially when it deletes what you just typed. Thats All

The snapfax deal is not the same as a student discount at the moment. Just now, there is no special student deal, after freshers fair we will hold the following offers for students at any time of the week: Burger +1 topping + a bottle of Budweiser 5 2 Cocktails 4 Plus all the usual deals: Miller 2, Vodka mixer 2, Sour 1, VS 1,75 Tennents 1.75 all the time. Rob

Don't paniic davey, it was from the cistern pipe, so it was clean water, believe me, if it had been from the toilet I had to unblock you would still be in the bath now trying to remove the smell. Which is nice

yeah, it was a burst pipe in the cistern of one of the toilets that had broke, but I fixed it last night after we closed. Sorry Folks Rob On a side note if I find out who keeps stuffing plastic glasses down the bog to block them, I'll kill the fucker, all it does it put a toilet out of action which means that it fills up full of nastiness that I have to clean out. Bastards

Yes we have it

Ah yes 'skeletor' as we like to call him. I do apologise and I'll kick his ass, usually they all rave on about working with such a friendly, no hassle crowd, but he isn't the sharpest tool in the box to be honest. Sorry again. Rob

Describe him fully please. What night was it? Rob

No one from here has attacked anyone. Sarah sent you that message after she spoke to you in the club and you asked her to try and guess what you were regestered as on the boards. I posted the Dwarf porn thread after speaking to you and Jay in the club, where you personally told me that you posted the messages when you were bored and just looking to wind people up. It was supposed to be a comedy post and I doubt anyone really believed what I had posted, if they did, I apologise. no one from here has entered into any 'slanging match' at all. I had hoped that having met you guys it would have been obvious no one had any ill wishes, obviously not. You're both still welcome in the club and I would have thought that you were both adult enough not to get too wound up by an internet messageboard, especially when you told me the reason you posted those threads was to laugh at people getting wound up by an internet messageboard. Rob

You'd better see Jay about that, he likes them tall, broad and young looking.

Seeing the stocky fellow storm on stage, tear off his Burberry shirt and belt out 'whole lotta rosie' topless with full air guitar solo's has to be the highlight of my day. no week. no year. Rob

Your eighteen and 2 months old according to your profile. What has happened in the last three months to make you a completely different person? We are cracking down a bit, but come on, I understand someone who;s 25 griping about underagers but not someone who came of age two months ago. *EDIT* I just realised your post may well have been in jest :O

Just bring in your ticket next time you are passing, you silly silly boy. Go to your room.

The problem with college Id's is that they are too easy to fake, I've had loads when I wasn't a student at all. With any DOB I choose. If the police ever did decide to check the only acceptable ID to them is Driving License, Passport or Prove it/Citizens card. I don't think a proove it card (applications at oddbins etc) are more than about 5, which doesn't seem too excessive. And if you apply for a provisional, yes it is 30, but if you are ever going to learn to drive you will need one, and if you loose the card part you can just order a new one over the phone so it's not too bad. I know from experience. It's a tricky situation to be in as a club, cutting a balance between letting everyone in, and being draconian. And there are a wealth of fake cards about aswell, for example I was given one I hadn't heard of the other day, that looked good and had a hologram etc, whne I asked where it was from the guy replied 'this great website, you just pay 10 and send a digital photo and they send it in the post.' Not the sharpest tool in the box then. Rob