Fast Caz

Brrrrrrrnnngg! Table 24, your blast potatos are ready.

There is one of the photographers in the back of the crowd trying not to piss himself laughing.

I must be a hipster because I piss everywhere and I feel it's an expression of a post apocalyptic Christian Carnival.

I skipped bits because ... Well I enjoy life.

So art now involves getting yourself off on tinned spaghetti,letting it drip onto the floor. Fuck me I feel sorry for people who are studying at grays. Lots of tinned raviolli getting smeared into fannies by fannies. .

I was kinda hoping for someone to just flip out at the start and go a bit "Falling Down".

- listen when you do Algebra, you need more lesbian.

Are we allowed to speculate on pending court cases on here now?! Excellent... They'll be appearing in court on undertaking within the next four weeks.

That's a fair point. Mod consistency fails again.

I no longer find this thread rivetting.

I'm going to a BBQ before the gig so will be halfway munted. That and we're newbs so I think our case for playing first holds the most weight. It def does over Calum, cos he's a light and pathetic girly man.

Light and pathetic girly man? Give me a litre of absinthe and a frilly pink tutu anyday.

Im guessing it'll be first come, first play scenario for playing times.

Afternoon Gentlemen might get a mid slot so they can play to a good sized crowd before folk bugger off to the cool guy clubs.

Sorry I've no idea what the running order will be to be honest. Zero information has been passed on by Baz. Until further notice i'd ask all band members to be at toms at 8:15 at the latest. I'll try to get some news about it being byob or not as soon as possible.

Don't have a jpeg or anything to send you. Maybe Soda Jerk could upload a hi-res photo for you. Yeah dude I'll get some posters to you. Would RnB take some flyers aswell?

Ooer, that'll be my fault. I described you as "FUCK YOU GRIND". Sorry about that!

Tipex over it and wrote "Flower Grind". Pleasant

Ha it's fine it beats the usual boring descriptions on posters.

Special brew powerviolence.

Illegible logo death metal - awesome!! Loving it.

Tom never mentioned anything about it earlier today.

Police,police BASTARD!!

Yep! If bands share the same gear and backline as much as possible then it makes things cool and chilled. Flyers and posters went out today. Any band wanting to help out with promotion I have plenty of flyers and posters readily available thanks to Soda Jerk. Once again nigh swan mate!

Some sandwich shops refused the poster because of the offensive content. The bastards!

All the backline is available at your request.

Manatees actually gave me a semi. It might have the volume, it might have been the 48" ride or whatever but they were my band of the night.

Dross were perfect for the gig and despite the odd off beat here and there, you guys were good. There was some good riffs creeping out.

Good gig. Do more of them!

You were in your avatar for long enough so I'm sure I'll spot you. I've even cut out all the flyers too, so they'd be readily available to chuck about tonight.

Things in person appear alot differently than on the internet. I won't have my blusher on and you wouldn't think it but I'm actually taller than my avatar. Sorry I'm bored and spouting shite.

That's extra testicular though man nice one. I'll be drinking polski wine prior to this gig so the heckled are on me.

Cheers Soda Jerk. I was going to do this on my lunch. Baz has been off the scope so no idea what's going on to be honest.

All I care is it's going to be a great night and I fucking loooove byob toms gigs. I'm going to fuck people off and air blast all night.

Soda Jerk - you know what I look like right, for tonight? I have no idea what star trek character you look like. Whoofta!!!

Think you went home between 12-1. Failing that you were asleep by the arcade machine.

No but I've got a bad gut feeling they'll probably mention it a few times.

Who the hell is Kim Kardashian?

Ablach did three sessions in the 80's under the guise of Napalm Death .....

Yup, and sometimes it's easier to give a lazy retort like "people are just bitching and moaning" rather than consider the point that "the local scene" might just be a back-slapping go-nowhere Groundhog Day boy's clique. Not that I'd dream of suggesting it's anything other than friendly, healthy, supportive, outward-looking and vibrant of course...

I did type out a big spiel about it but folk would have got even more bored reading it than I did typing it so I'll leave it there.

Speaking of which,Apester. You coming to the captain toms gig on the 21st of August? Oblivion Incarnate,Ablach,Dross & The Afternoon Gentlemen. The latter are awesome blast bastards. You'll like them.

I've been told the license guys can scramble your t.v if you wish so it will no longer pick a signal. Seems pretty fair if you aren't interested in what's on the box. I wouldn't trust just being told over the phone that if you just unplug the aerial then it would be okay. Arsed with having the knee breakers storming round and causing all sorts of inconveiniences and for you turn and say " oh it's okay some quine on the phone said it would be fine".

Top Gear is okay when they quit talking about cars. It becomes pretty gash after you've seen a couple of episodes.

I'm pretty peaved off at myself for accidently wrecking a good t shirt I just got by washing it in with coloured sheets. Arse!!

That bottom better not be serious.

Though it wood have been nice to stick with the tree jokes

Pro Sanctus Inferni. The name is on the link. That wood have been a disaster. Time for acorn(y) pun.

Tomahawk cattlue ?!?