Fast Caz

Hahaha.

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Everyone should head to Moorings afterwards anyway to catch BONESAW.

Havent seen anything for this gig though. :s

Reason 3: It's shite and it's target Market is braindead drongos who clearly have nothing better in their life then to watch big brother and then the following day you can open up the scum or the daily farce to read about the same inane,incoherent non thinking zombies. Davina McCall is a cunt and deserves testicular cancer.

It started off as an experiment all those those years ago which was pretty cool for a while I guess as it was a new thing, but it lost all meaning and became meaningless and disposable crap for idiots ... Much like Kerry Katona and that stupid bitch that got what was coming to her ... Jade Goody!!

Please move this to Pet Hates.

In short, GET-A-LIFE.

Fuck that man just dedicate more time to stalking everyones facebook photos. You'll eventually get the hang of it.

Fast Caz wearing a Torche t-shirt on George St. on Monday night, maybe?

Sorry guv I was sporting a rather fetching Exodus shirt and 3/4 shorts.

This is the worst game of Where's knobby I've ever been part of. Two bogus sightings from the same day.

HA HA HA!

This was from the corpse hostel Hoedown right?

Lets fucking go !!!! INK ASS!!!!

Yesterday today, apologies.

Y'sure it was me? Can't mind being on Belmont st. If I was you deserve extra points.

Keanu reeves as a homeless scrounger?

John W as a humourless bored newt?

A few years ago I was buying 40inch trousers for work, so yes it's a very good thing!

Props to ya!! Size zero in no time dude. Hot shit.

Fast Caz on Belmont Street today out of the corner of mine eye.

Nien. Sorry I've only been out on George St for about 4 minutes.

Went shopping for holiday clothes and all the shorts and trousers I bought were size 32 waist. I couldn't even begin to guess when the last time I wore a size 32 was.

Whether I still fit into them at the end of the holiday remains to be seen...

I'm taking this as a good thing for you so if so nice one!

Today is a good day:

Waking up feeling ace,realising it's my day off, finding an old bolt thrower shirt I had, watching waynes world, Dublin Daves Panini for lunch and going to my dads for dinner tonight. Finish it all off with tea and mass effect II. SUPREME YAS!

You should never start a best man speech with "I remember the first time I fucked the bride." Everyone was looking at me with disgust.Still, happiest day of my life seeing my daughter get married.

"Not Advised & They Sink Ships @ Warehouse (Saturday August 7th) Need bands with a good crowd pulling ability 30-40 pre sale ticket sales ( I know thats a bit gay but has to be done sometimes)."

Erm ...... Actually I'll leave this for someone else.

Women are like slinkys - they're both fairly pointless but it's fun to watch one fall down the stairs.

You're all shit but the music is good so that makes it great. Innit?

Bullshit if I raise my cock!

You're all shit but the music is good so that makes it great. Innit?

I haven't had a deep fried mars bars in years. I might s(p)oil myself after work.

Next on the list of hates - Idiot yuppy admin / office workers who complain about being overweight because their job entails them to be sitting at a desk for numerous hours and this them not getting out and about and the required amount of daily excersize. As the engorge themselves onto burger and chips from a burger van.

Is there anything to prove that lazy fat fucks are genetically ignorant or does it just come with the awesome couch slouch lifestyle?

By the way this is not a personal afront towards all overweight,obese or people that may have an eating disorder. Just cunts who do fuck all and moan about it.

GO SUCK ON A USED JOHNNY YOU WRETCHED LAND WHALE !!!

Email the manager, enquire what the itinerary is. If all can be covered make sure you have enough cash to cover venue and the band ( incld food,drink and place to crash ). Hire venue and go to down on the promotion. Then the rest they say is magic.

Mike Hunt, Captain Cleanoff, Fuck I'm Dead, Heads Kicked Off etc

Aussie grind rules.

Aw mate yer forgetting blooddusta and tha kill. Extortion asweeel.

In going to put on an all Aussie grind gig at the bobbin. Fuck you all. Tracksuit bottoms are blast!

Consider yourself lucky, the only repeatable thing my old man ever said about my musical tastes was "screaming cacophony of amplified catgut".

That's a fucking serious compliment.

In the words of my father, whom has recently listened to one of new tracks - "it's a fast thrasher".

I was humblely shocked and awed by this remark. I must be wearing off on him.

Cheers for the cool words.

"everything faster than everything else"

Bonesaw and Ablach would be available for any of your needs

Sorry dude i haven't got the cash for this anymore.