Fast Caz

At work. Taking a shit and listening to Rush. I know this because Rush is perfect Sunday morning listening and i always take my morning shit when I start work at 10 on a Sunday, for roughly 10-20 minutes. First 3 minutes shitting and the rest is dicking about on my phone.

Tell that to James. Unholy hot topic cack metal.

Just write a tribute some to Dimmu Borgir and call it "AbraKebabra". That's broooootaal.

The words brutal and epic ...

Brutal is like getting repeatedly stabbed in the eye with a turkey twizzler

Epic is like riding the clouds with saddam Hussein and marlon brando, on our way to the city of Endor.

I hope the music lives upto this expectation. I've already got DEVestated socks on.

Bonesaw haven't played locally for some time. Something wicked this way comes ...

Pestilence .... Martin Van Druunen ... OOOOOUUURRRRAAAARGGGGGG!

Fucking hell I also just found out today by just flicking through the EE. Oh well guess I'll just get a bit stoned and spread my diatribes elsewhere haha.

26"? Whallop!!!!!

Watched Apocalypse Now with my lunch and just watch Platoon along with my dinner. God I love well spent days off. Maybe watching Full Metal Jacket now might just be overkill.

CHARLIE DON'T SURF!

JohnW appreciation society is now in session.

I can't really practise at the flat but I'll use pads or pillows to keep the momentum and tightness/looseness or whatever.

I never practise rudiments,djembe 12/15th's or jazzing it up with a blues bollocks combo or anything like that but I do practise and improve my power and what I already know. Sometimes I'll come across a new technique or style of fill by accident and then I'll add it to caz's box 'o' tricks then overuse it as much as possible and move on.

Along with Aaron I usually only pick up my guitar to write riffs or practise playing other peoples riffs. Mainly Slayer / Autopsy / Discharge & Repulsion becase they have the best riffs

Man Is The Bastard

F.K. ( Freddy Krugers Underwear )

There are more but they'll come to me eventually.

Just giving my two cents. There is far too much talk about money.

Transatlantic,Hammer Of The Gods,Yellow Matter Custard and Liquid Tension Experiment are all worthy of his undivided attention in my eyes.

Shame he isn't taking part in the project with Akerfeldt and Steve Wilson.

This is embarrassing, but there was a point in Dream Theater's career when they were kind of in limbo between really gay prog rock and a pathetic attempt at trying to go heavier or something. Anyway, the album Metropolis part II: blah blah blah is really good. The vocals are super cringey at times, but some of the guitar and drum work is really really cool.

As good a guiarist as the boy is I think Portnoy did a lot for that band, can't see the fans liking the new stuff as much without him. I think he wrote a lot of the lyrics as well.

Oh dear.

A vast majority of the songs and lyrics were wrote by Portnoy about his dealings alcoholism and the deaths of family members. Real personal stuff. He was the major player in DT. Meh!

He didn't leave for avenged sevenfold apparently. I'm just pissed the rest of them are carrying on The name without him. He was Dream Theater.

They had started to slump abit after they signed with Roadrunner records so I wish they just left the name and leave it untarnished.

I am completely bias'd though as Portnoy have been a major influence to my playing, shame it doesn't show haha.

Wheat, with mustard mayonaise.

The guy with the chain was yelling "HE FUCKING STARTED IT"

The ham was piled in too. Excellent stuff.

Wholewheat with wads of ham and mustard.Fat topless lad getting whipped with a dog chain.

100% ACE-IC

Well done. That picture will amuse me for atleast an hour at work.

I think it's time for the reserection ofJESUS!

Ian Paice coughcough

Absolute load of twoddle!!!

Sung in a B-52's style ---- Come on everybody and do the faecal bump.

Sid the flid bashing the pots and pans aswell ;-)

Only if you're mentally handicapped.

Lying poseur cunts on Facebook. Some bifta who is up the duff (so as a result, got her boyfriends nickname tattooed on her last week, and vice versa) put a Youtube link to a Minor Threat video, and posted "OMG Minor Threat. Reminds me of being 13!". Fuck you. You went to my school. You were in my year. At age 13, you and your bezzie m8's did your own dance routine to Steps' "Better the devil you know" in 'Sharing Assembly'. So no. You and your Kappa tracksuits had to fuck all to do with Minor Threat. You certainly didn't listen to them on your minidisc player whilst hanging out at the bus stop, drinking white lightning, writing "Hazza woz ere" and "Keefy's well fit" on the bus shelter in marker pen. You'd have been branded a "mosher", which would have stifled your "I'll shag anyone, me" reputation. Fuck off. I hope your baby has a foot for a head.

Lots of this is what I like. Real anger for real fuckwits. Splendid. Must spread it around to give it ooh giggidy

Double bump!