Fast Caz

Bill Murray is awesome. Modern art is not.

Innit. If anything it's all about naming the songs and designing the logo.

It's all about the song titles. " eat my mangun you pelvic feltching ninnyhammer!".

Logos are a mere formality.

Pee-pee klette

People who think that myspace/bandcamp/blogspot/facebook etc. Is the be all end all for being in a band. Gfysaesls

They want to play pop punk hardcore. This band is invalid. I should say this is a band of invalids. Crackle,chortle,whittle, tickety boo!

Expose yourself to children

The top picture is a tram going over some arctic plains.

The second picture is a post industrial communial garden. Washing line is a dead give away.

Ofcourse however, these bullshit pictures are usually surrounded by the saying " it's not what you see in the picture. It's what you don't see". Or some bollocks like that.

I bought a new rug and I've got to say it reallys brings the room together BUT when I put a crumpled newspaper on top of it it becomes a haven for facist post op post modern pretense hipsters.

I'd call that " crippled kickbag conjures crass attempt at life".

San Francisco

Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.

Ethiopia. So I can push my stomach out as far as possible and say " himin!! Check this oot. I eat everything and look at my gut, you guys eat bugger all and your stomach are bigger. Fit the fucks that all about!".

I wouldn't actually do that though I'm just in one of those moods today.

I'd like to visit Canada and maybe Vegas. Not really into the stupidly hot exotic jungles. If someone offered me a trip for a few months to travel the himalayas I wouldn't refuse though.

Stop using bandcamp because JohnW thinks it's awesome.

Stop using Bandcamp

Yas. Fast as a shark!! Let's get Fastidious!!!

Finish work at 8 so I'll be down after for space cock rock prog acid fusion ... Biscuits!!!!!

I think he may be the crotchfiller in question...

New pet hate: People who can't stop Philabustering on Internet forums. Gosh darnit!!

Anyone care for a little bit of philacio? Or how about something easier ... Say Philanthropy? Or Philosophy?

I feel philthy just reading this.

Alancynic look at what your missing. This thread is just philled with pundageddon

I struggled to philter half this crap. They should make a philm about this someday.

Don't fucking try to be a philanthropist.

Like the guy who bought a 6 pint and 4 shot round at Siberia - "I'VE JUST BEEN BUMPED"

Suck my ass it smells!

Art is subjective and most your arguements come off as nothing more than pretentious tripe.

I think porn is art but that's because I like to jack off round the clock and smear my junk onto car windows and draw what can only be described as ink blotches ... Art attack!!!

To guy who rambled on about the whole masculine bullshit:

Footbal sucks

I like beer

I hate best off's and Zane Lowe.

I like to be an elitist grindcore fan.

I think Kangaroo's are cool as fuck.

I feel hard as nails now and I still that chick is a fucking goon.

Man is the fastard.

I thought a hipster was a 60's/70's hippy throwback who still wore cord flairs and someone dug on some grooved out mono sounds. I'm outta touch.

Fuck this noise. I'm off to Disneyland to rape anything in a blue dress.

I've chosen to vent my rage towards the people that cause it. I've got to say results aren't what I hoped for. It's just not the same as ranting complete pish for umpteen paragraphs whilst staring down the bottom of a pint glass.

Much more like the cunt of an 80 year old german pig farmer. Untouched and unnwanted. Well that goes for JohnW and his height problems. Maybe Nev aswell.

Not the first time that's happened...

CHORTLE

8 charizards!

I'd have to have it done pretty quickly, otherwise I'd probably crashout and be induced in a meat coma.

5 foot 7inches of Italian bmt with southwest and honey mustard sauce. Peice of piss. 6 foot longs - 23.88. Let's get it done!