Fast Caz

Wow you guys must have rammed some duracell batteries up your asses. It just keeps on going and going and going.

Metal up your ass. Mwuhahaha.

I'm bored of this, you're all boring me. Do something different.

Thread zombie GOOOOOO !!!!!!!

I like Lindsay Lohan.

Not for her deep acting skills I presume ?

LSD is such a bitch. HA!. This party is gonna be shiz.

I wish Lindsay Lohan death. I'm sure others do aswell this is no difference to someone wanting Travis Barker but I doubt anyone would question it bit that's probably because she is an insufferable bitch.

Every so often a thread creeps along that just makes this site worth going on. Well done guys.

Travis Barker is a good drummer but sadly he plays music that is just rubbish in my ears.

Joey Jordison is overrated. Good metal drummer buts that's all.

As for the drum solo ... Well the drum riser stunt has been done to death and is a crap gimmick. Tommy Lee done it originally but he gets away with it because he has a whooring cock and has shagged abdy awaii! Plus he has snorted half of Peru.

General Surgery - Crimson Concerto

Autopsy - Twisted Mass Of Burnt Decay

Impaled - Raise The Stakes

Eyehategod - Who Gave Her The Roses

Total Fucking Destruction - Kill The Jocks And Eat Their Brains

Jesu - Silver

Jesu - Wolves

Municipal Waste - Dropped Out

Rompeprop - Foreskin Fart

I'm bored now.

Aye the gig was great. I forgot to pick a cd but I'll wait it out for the final mix. Never thought I'd ever say " it needs more flute " in the moorings but there you go. Everything sounded awesome. The gong fuck up was good but as Raurie said I doubt anyone besides me and maybe some others would have even noticed. I think the title was Revenge of the housewives of something but that was a standout tune for me. Tom's playing is awesome.

People using Internet slang on the Internet and in person. Wretched scumbags.

It doesn't make any difference she'll either love him for who he is or love him as a brother but think he is one sick son of a bitch which is was he is.

He probably watched and helped her change when she was younger ....

Sweet pink ass ripe for the pillaging. Let's hope he has no hair on his balls so he gets a good doing in by his fellow chums in the crazy world of Arthur Brown. Fucking wanker!!

If your mate got talked into getting a tattoo they didn't want then he/she is an idiot. What did they get? I'm hoping they got Kung pow chicken wrote in Chinese.

Bloody peter file strikes again.

Can't wait to see the headline " Stairwell nonce bashing at peterhead " in the evening express soon.

Well you know first it's leaving bottletops all over the place, next it's spreading aids around with filth encrusted needles. It's like going from shredded wheat to special k.

That's not an accurate outlook

Falling out of bed in the middle of the night whilst you're asleep. It's just shit.

The only dream I remember having was of Chris Reifert hanging out at my Grans house. I mean the guy is awesome but come on!!

Just cooked it in the oven. It came out great actually. I'm thinking of trying to make my own peppercorn sauce to go with a nice steak I bought earlier. Fresh home cooking is the way forword. Mmmmm some potato dumplings might go nicely.

Haha yeah I think i may have went a tad ott with the garlic but I couldn't resist it. Sometimes the chicken can be quite dry so the garlic butter and all the juices should sort that out.

Chicken a la garlic destruction.

Homemade garlic butter cooked over two chicken breasts swarmed with four cut cloves of garlic and chunks of pepper, dozens of cut mushrooms and whole diced red onion. Served with curly fries.

Smells fucking great so far.

Dull as fuck brutal death slam bullshit bands always have naff undecipherable logos whereas awesome grindcore and powerviolence bands have greats logo and are easy to read. Look at the Bonesaw logo for instance. Bonesaw on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads

S'good innit?

If I survive this terrible bout of seismic flatulence then I'll draw you a logo.

Dropping your phone while you have earphones plugged in, thus ripping the earphones out of your lugs.

Falling asleep whilst on the toilet. I swear that tied must've been hanging out my arse for atleast an hour. Nae fine!!!

Nicotine Necro blast!!!!

First of all, bravo on your pun, you are literally the first person to ever make such a pun. That's so fresh.

And...most of the "traditional metal/grind bands" from Aberdeen are to whom i was referring. That is by no means slagging you off, i've no idea who you are or what bands you are or aren't in.

Also, the "modern metal" bands that i have seen, who you would probably refer to as "haircut metal" or "emo, lolzzz gayz" , while also perhaps not my thing musically at least seem to know what a semi-good guitar tone seems to be.

I'm bored and it's the Internet ... Perfect for puntime.

I'm just curious as to what metal bands in aberdeen you're speaking about. In my eyes there aren't much metal bands at all.

Oh my,I didn't have to say a word and you're already at the defence of haircut metal or emomallc0re or whatever.

SHOPPING MALL!!!

Fucking right I'm with you on that one!

Down with this sort of thing.

Less gumby metal and more horrid noise.

By the way runandjump(off a cliff) which ''metal" bands are you referring to?

Nonce-sense!