Fast Caz

Playing with shit bands and making everyone else look bad.

Hairy Japanese bastards!!!!

Swankys n ahin ken?!?!?

Cheers to all who contributed!

I went with Topolinos and what a great wee restaurant it was. I had the steak,rare with diane sauce - FINE!

Girlfriend had the lamb steak and that was gorgeous. The sauce was very rich and had various flavours to it.

Really friendly watiress, two starters, two mains and four drinks .... 50.

Cannot beat that!

Just call em widdly pish. Everyone will know who you're on about.

SHOULDER VIOLENCE!!!

You read it, you can't unread it!

Doors around 8pm and it will cost you 4/5 to get in.

Bonesaw - A horrifying mental funeral of death.

Absolutist - Kind of like the horrid crusty sludgy bits you can find in your microwave.

Hideous - Jake and the apes return with more violent headache inducing (s)punk.

B.Y.O.B!!

I'd you havent seen these guys I heartily recommend you go to Captain Toms - 19/02/11. Absolutist will be playing along side Bonesaw and Hideous.

Lots of filth in such a small room makes for a great night.

Dare ye to try and play a Bonesaw solo. I reckon you'll need to unlearn all the widdly shite ;-)

Ah nice one chaps! Greatly appreciated. Since the diet being in place I've been craving turf on turf so it'll be a fair feast.

60+ including drinks is good and what I'm looking for.

I'm taking the girlfriend to stay in Glasgow for the weekend, it's her birthday, she wants to go clothes shopping and I can go record hunting. It works wonderfully.

We're staying very much in the centre of the city and nothing really jumps out at me for somewhere to take her for dinner.

We aren't into any artsy fartsy pretentious places where your meal costs as much as a weekend in Paris, but we do appreciate good grub and good atmosphere. Price isn't a concern (unless I find some absolute gems on my vinyl endeavours) as long as I'm not paying 40+ for a small plate of food with a decorative splash of goose fat drenched in olive oil sweated straight from an Italians big toe.

Maybe a good steakhouse or something?

Ideally not a chain restaurant though.

Cheers in advance to anyone who is in the know.

Cal(zone).

So it's hating on Autumn in Disguise now?

Cool I can dig it. I haven't heard them, seen the video. I don't want to do either of those things but the name is total cock and I hear they wear cardigans so I say "HATE WHERE HATE DESERVES!".

Autumn in disguise ..... Of what exactly? Winter?!?! Because if the leaves are on the trees and its very cold and snowing ALOT, I don't think that it's autumn. Thus making the name of the band invalid much like what I imagine the bands members are ... Invalids.

"Hello is this the yellow bus company yes? Have your windows been cleaned lately?".

Yeah, I stoned to death.

Thats more to the Fudge standard!

A mate was used my account?

Yeah we are broon breid now. I guess you could say we really are a Mangled Carcass.

Ablach - deceased

Bonesaw - Active outside Aberdeen with an eu tour and a confirmed slot at Bloodshed fest 2011 in Holland.

Kchgh - kind of active but they're all busy attending advanced maths and molecular physics riffing.

Cerebral Inferno - deceased

Oblivion Incarnate - active outwith Aberdeen to an extent.

Thirteen Knives - deceased?

Since half of bonesaw was in Ablach I think we should combine the points and remain title holders. I need to replace my old clay shoe anyway. I broke last years one within an hour of getting it.

Yer boaby is on the case ? ..... Ooooooeeeeeeer

I'll take both Doom 7's and the Buzzoven 7".

Lots of 7's so say 7 for the lot?

Looking forword to seeing you guys live. Only heard good things! Wolfbrigade covers ... Pppffhhhh canna beat it!!!

It's always Borgir or Devin with you lot isn't it ? Haha. ;-)

what a horrid little cunt. I vote this guy for the owner of the most silky toilet tissue and ever fought after most punchable award. Just judging purely by the smugness and the size of the birds tits, I know his band are shit and probably have a circle jerk ritual before each "show".

P.S yes Ablach have made a video. Youtube it, hate it, put a smug face on it and kick the shit out of it.

Too much puritanical teacup misanthropia and not enough scream ruddy bor3!

Not a fan. Too much metal and not enough scandinavian death worship.

I prefer real coffee with milk and two with a biscuit. Can't get that shite in your overpriced pretentious coffeehouses.

Brewdog Store - where is this?

FastCaz in B&Q scooting aboot on one of those wheeled things with the flashy lights that they have there.

Aaaaah I did wonder! Loads of joy when on the lazee wheels 3000.

No not really