Fast Caz

I'm not going to listen to it as you have used the term and that means you are probably shit and have ridiculous haircuts. I wouldn't normally judge it it like that but "screamo" is just shit. It's a passing trend much like aids and HIV was in the 80's. So in short YOUR MUSIC = AIDS.

Looking happy at work ? No chance! Dammit!

Craig what are the stage times ? Have you printed any posters or flyers yet min?

Uhhm that could work actually. Was praying they'd take out someone good like the last couple of tours. Just still pissed that it's at the aecc.

Fucking miserable cunt. Skateboarders saying "Yo" seesh what next?

Lies ! I was in an alternate universe giving myself away to a bogroll tube.

Lets do the bump .... This Friday.

Right someone came up to me in the moorings on Saturday night and asked if I was Fast Caz. Bought me a pint and disappeared. Didn't even introduce himself. Fine with me I guess.

I like a good meal that completely floors you. If it means you can't move and you still have great meat sweats then you know you're in for a winner! I don't think I have the ingenuity to create a beast of that calibre on a short notice but I shall browse around asda/aldi and see if I can muster up something for tonights delicacy.

That has got me salivating like a catholic priest at a all boy nursery. I'd love to take that to work, as my playpeice.

I don't like Sushi.

They met in a car park and and started speaking about imprezzas. Does that not tell you everything?

No no I'm with you on this. Loopy crazy bossturds!

When I lived in Portlethen one of them drove past one of the pubs ... Once.

Gabba oriented melt bananaesque grindcore I'd be up for a collaboration at somepoint later on this year.

The Robertsons are also a name that is smeared around these parts. Bunch of filthy beer mongers apparently .....

Yes those people - CUNTS! One I have mentioned earlier but has arose again again - People who feel the need to screech,groan,whine and moan whilst on the toilet. There is no need. I know having a good shit can almost be as good as a semi decent shag but come on dinna have an fucking orgasm over it. Shit yer weight, wipe,cleans hands and be silently delighted until you eat again.

Hey dude I think we should do a collaboration sometime. Live drums sampled onto gabba noise .... Show these bezerkers cunts ;-)

Celtic frosted wrappers

Taking a shite and realising halfway through you don't have bogroll. Fool me once, fool me twice, no doubt fool me a third time. I should really check. Thank god for glossy magazines. Nae Broon finger for me.

All this talk of cartilage and witch fucking has gave me a craving for some mexican. Perferably called pesqual.

Good stuff I'll do some scouring when I'm paid.

Fuck the rules. Who decides the rules. Fuck them. Who are they. We're the greatest black metal band in the fucking world. I'm actually intruiged if anyone that uses this site suffers social agoraphobia. Probably Lucky Rathen and jftp2090492818twat83732.

Yeah the 666 was just an idea probably wouldn't do it due to size restrictions. What Is the sizes of the numbers that go on the shorts? 2"x1"

Is there anywhere in Aberdeen city that will put any print onto the back of my Scotland top? Something along the lines of ABLACH at the top with 666 underneath it. Yes yes yes very original and dull but sod ye. It's only for when we play obscene extreme festival in Trutnov next month.