Fast Caz

I haven't seen him at all since I moved into George St. Used to see him quite often a few years back. I've spoke to a few times whilst I've been pissed.

If you have a dog, convieniantly take it out for a midnight stroll and then BAM! take a dump in the neighbours garden and blame it on the dog. If you have no pets that could poop a turd of human size then plead ignorance and claim it's an act of god. Don't leave any bog roll behind though. " woah your cat takes human steamers and can wipe it's arse. You're right it must be an act of god. I'm also shocked your cat knows of toilet paper let alone hygiene. Can I buy it ? " sorry I went off on one there.

Hahaha. 8888

Everyone should head to Moorings afterwards anyway to catch BONESAW. Havent seen anything for this gig though. :s

Reason 3: It's shite and it's target Market is braindead drongos who clearly have nothing better in their life then to watch big brother and then the following day you can open up the scum or the daily farce to read about the same inane,incoherent non thinking zombies. Davina McCall is a cunt and deserves testicular cancer. It started off as an experiment all those those years ago which was pretty cool for a while I guess as it was a new thing, but it lost all meaning and became meaningless and disposable crap for idiots ... Much like Kerry Katona and that stupid bitch that got what was coming to her ... Jade Goody!! Please move this to Pet Hates. In short, GET-A-LIFE.

Fuck that man just dedicate more time to stalking everyones facebook photos. You'll eventually get the hang of it.

Sorry guv I was sporting a rather fetching Exodus shirt and 3/4 shorts. This is the worst game of Where's knobby I've ever been part of. Two bogus sightings from the same day.

HA HA HA! This was from the corpse hostel Hoedown right?

Lets fucking go !!!! INK ASS!!!!

Y'sure it was me? Can't mind being on Belmont st. If I was you deserve extra points.

John W as a humourless bored newt?

Props to ya!! Size zero in no time dude. Hot shit.

Nien. Sorry I've only been out on George St for about 4 minutes.

I'm taking this as a good thing for you so if so nice one! Today is a good day: Waking up feeling ace,realising it's my day off, finding an old bolt thrower shirt I had, watching waynes world, Dublin Daves Panini for lunch and going to my dads for dinner tonight. Finish it all off with tea and mass effect II. SUPREME YAS!

You should never start a best man speech with "I remember the first time I fucked the bride." Everyone was looking at me with disgust.Still, happiest day of my life seeing my daughter get married.

"Not Advised & They Sink Ships @ Warehouse (Saturday August 7th) Need bands with a good crowd pulling ability 30-40 pre sale ticket sales ( I know thats a bit gay but has to be done sometimes)." Erm ...... Actually I'll leave this for someone else.

Women are like slinkys - they're both fairly pointless but it's fun to watch one fall down the stairs.

Bullshit if I raise my cock!

You're all shit but the music is good so that makes it great. Innit?

I haven't had a deep fried mars bars in years. I might s(p)oil myself after work. Next on the list of hates - Idiot yuppy admin / office workers who complain about being overweight because their job entails them to be sitting at a desk for numerous hours and this them not getting out and about and the required amount of daily excersize. As the engorge themselves onto burger and chips from a burger van. Is there anything to prove that lazy fat fucks are genetically ignorant or does it just come with the awesome couch slouch lifestyle? By the way this is not a personal afront towards all overweight,obese or people that may have an eating disorder. Just cunts who do fuck all and moan about it. GO SUCK ON A USED JOHNNY YOU WRETCHED LAND WHALE !!!

Email the manager, enquire what the itinerary is. If all can be covered make sure you have enough cash to cover venue and the band ( incld food,drink and place to crash ). Hire venue and go to down on the promotion. Then the rest they say is magic.

Aw mate yer forgetting blooddusta and tha kill. Extortion asweeel.

In going to put on an all Aussie grind gig at the bobbin. Fuck you all. Tracksuit bottoms are blast!

That's a fucking serious compliment.

In the words of my father, whom has recently listened to one of new tracks - "it's a fast thrasher". I was humblely shocked and awed by this remark. I must be wearing off on him. Cheers for the cool words. "everything faster than everything else"