Joe Atom

She lives with not just Mac, but also Erskine... and she happens to be my girlfriends sister! And please keep the scandal to yourself, I can't be arsed with the paparrazzi camping outside my house again...

I just arrived back from my holiday. And the first thing I needed to see was not that. Thanks.

How do the rest of the Photos look?

If it gets any more progressive you can all get to fuck Im in Spain by the way. Haha!

Not mine though...

Post the one of me with my rockstar shades! Oh yes!

Rass, I think that's 7/8 and 9/8 not 7/4 and 9/4. But feel free to correct me technical gurus (i.e Len), I am but a humble singer. Speaking of which, I finished all my vocals today

Sshhhh big man, you know we don't talk about the 506...

Wow, I love Steve Hillage! He is truly awesome... although probably not in my top 3. I think I'd go for Jake E. Lee (Ozzy's guitarist '84 - '86), he played some of my all-time favourite solos - Bark at the Moon!! I also love Randy Rhoads' playing, but I prefer Jake. Roy Z, Bruce Dickinson's solo guitarist (and producer of the forthcoming Judas Priest album!) is also fairly incredible... check the Tears of the Dragon solo and the Arc of Space acoustic solo... beautiful!

That picture was taken before one of our worst ever gigs... if I recall correctly we blew two of the school music departments finest amps (they were crap anyway ) and finished our set mid-song when everything fell to bits...

It's easier than you think... and it's fucking ace Fucking, fucking ace!!

That was truly dreadful... why I laughed I don't know...

Are you suggesting that we are immigrants or refugees?! Not that I have anything against our foreign friends of course, but we're not them ?(

Does anybody know? I happen to find him rather amusing...

Why does Bob Dylan only ever come to Scotland when I'm out of the country on holiday? Is he avoiding me? Can't say I blame him... I don't have any tickets by the way. Sorry. But I do like Bob Dylan!

Dan, just don't say anything, please... You'll offend more people than you'll amuse...

Jings, that'll be me awa' tae record some vocals then...

Yes, they can.

Holier Than Thou?! Jump in the Fire?! Shit, I'm gutted... I was considering just going yesterday on the spur of the moment but thought better of it... damn I'm jealous now! Aaarrgghh!

Chasing Ghosts Only kidding, I'd go for Maiden's Sign of the Cross

Huh! Well! Fine! So youse all like Metallica better than Black Atom now do you?! Sheesh... ...I wish I was going to Donington to see Metallica

Or I could do it myself But we're not playing it anyway. You should still come though.

Hooray! Anyone desperate for their last fix of the Atom before we dissapear until August should come to Drakes on Saturday! We got a last minute call to support a band called SAZ, not sure where they're based but I saw them supporting BLAZE in Dundee back in 2000 and I seem to remember them being fairly old-school... Who knows, maybe we'll knock you all dead with our new material... or maybe we'll stick to the classics What do you want to hear? Suggestions welcome (unless you're Angie and your suggestion is 'Word Up' ) Anyway... BE THERE!! ...please...

I think the bill's already been set... sorry. Would have been rukkus, I'm sure!