Joe Atom

The Scorpion.

The whole new album is really rather ace there's only one track I don't really like... far better than their last offering! The single is cool too...

Cool as fuck! How much will tickets be?

Damn right! Don't mean to boast but I got four of the fuckers for my highers :] and two B's for my CSYS's... That's the 'B' in 'Black' then! Not that it makes any fecking difference to the life you'll enjoy after school though...

You didn't even pass after I wrote some stuff for your appeal Don't quite understand that seeing as I got an 'A' for mine...

As an employee of the wonderful Belmont cinema, I am able to confirm that we should be getting the print of Some Kind of Monster as soon as the Edinburgh film festival is done with it. Or so I was told yesterday anyhow Rass you tool, you should have just asked me

'Doctor' a photograph?! Just what are you suggesting mr sticks? All photos of Erskine on this forum are obviously 100% genuine and unaltered in every way!

The thing being that I'm joking and they're not... you wouldn't catch me naked and oiled up with lard on our album cover

As soon as I saw them hanging in Erskine's garage I just knew what had to be done...

Three minutes?! Holy Fuck... you're living in the future! Machines... they're taking over the world... BTW anyone else find it amusing that if we've all heard the new album (which we haven't) then the system obviously has failed? Oh, the irony.

o_O No. Certainly not.

If I'd downloaded a promo featuring 14 or 15 of the remastered tracks then I'd think that they were good but possibly not worth the hype... if I had which, ahem, you understand, I have not. Ahem.

It would have been realy rather quick if I'd downloaded it. which I haven't.

I suspected as much But to be honest once I knew it was up for download I didn't even consider waiting. It really does kick quite a lot of ass, I'm glad you agree! But Shadow of Death... how Iron Maiden is the guitar line?!

Not that I have, y'understand, what with it not being released until September... *ahemitsalloverthewebahem* but if I had heard it, I'm sure I would have enjoyed it a lot, and I'm nearly sure that stand out tracks would be 'Of Mice and Men', 'Kick the Chair' and 'Die Dead Enough'. I know this isn't strictly atom related but I was just wondering what people think (if anything)? If you haven't heard it then what metal shenanigans are you currently enjoying?

I'm not really fit to give lessons in singing... but as Mac has previously pointed out, if it's lessons in how to ROCK you're after then I'm the chap

Sorry to hear the news. May I say we took great pleasure in giving you guys your first gig in town... I will always remember my surprise that you were actually really good! After the Lournie debacles back in the day I had my doubts... ...you are also the only band other than BA that I've ever sung with on stage... and it's best forgotten as it was awful Sadly missed. RIP.

Cool... We had to give them a very early version as the posters etc. were printed for the whole summer of releases ages ago... But we will be getting decent promo posters shortly

LEAVE IT!! It's gone.

And BLAZE have one... D'OH!!!

How about... erm... it's rubbish? 'If this is what you want' on the other hand... now there was a classic...

I knew you'd say that... and, well... no.