Joe Atom

Nae bother of course... at some point I'll put all my Festr recordings from the last couple of years on some cds. There are some killer fucking gigs in there... You have to come visit us laddie!

I thought Len's keys gave Festr a mid 80's metal sort of vibe... I'm talking Van Halen... I listened back to their set off the minidisc last night, and it wasnae muckle bad. I'm sure fish will be loving it when he gets back

Amusingly we used to have a song called 'Nothing' which did indeed last approximately 4 minutes... and indeed, it's not like we played it at the Blaze gig... Stephen - We haven't played Desolation for nigh on a year... about time it was wheeled out again methinks

Aye lad, but it's about 2cm by 2cm on those posters... all you can tell is that it's quite red. You want to see the whole feckin' shabang, it (as they say on t'internet) OWNS!!

Whoops, think we dropped that one at our last gig... that explains why there was no-one there Hell no, actually we didn't play it at Blaze either, and that was mobbed.

What artwork? What album? Maybe you're right... the time is near then! People, I will discuss with my cohorts and can assure you the legendary new Black Atom cover will be unveiled VERY soon!!

Jesus Christ... No songs about hailing that I can think of... killing might be a possible topic though, you'll just have to wait and see

Well, I'm afraid we don't have any songs about being "Warriors of the World"...

Don't worry, I was there keeping it firmly old-school... I didn't let them put the synths up too loud Oops, have I said too much already?

Manowar?! Come on, we may have, as you put it "a hint of cheese" but we're hardly on a par with those homo-erotic cheese farmers Thanks for your opinion though, it's nice to know that someone can see that having guitar harmonies does not automatically qualify us as an Iron Maiden rip-off band...

Dude, nae worries. Not sure what 5 seconds you heard but it was bound to be marvellous And no need to worry, you didn't break the mood....

MerryChristmas, if I didn't know already that you were one of the biggest tools that our city has to offer I might actually have been annoyed... but fortunately, we all know that you're an ass-rimming, cock-gobbling, turd-burgling, jobby-jamming buttmuncher And binsex, when was the last time you heard us?! I don't sound like any Iron Maiden singer, and our songs are hardly rip-offs of their songs... get a fucking grip and come back when you can write your own entirely orginal album full of ten-minute prog epics. You judgementla fool...

Sam 7 Stone Under has a beast of a voice... and Andy from Bonesaw certainly deserves an honourable mention!

Sounds like it's gonna be cool as fuck... we've got a slightly more progressive element creeping in on our newer material... if Len and Mac and Dan weren't already in a slightly progressive and epic metal band then I'd tell you to get them! We should play together when you get it together

Of course not... What new album?

What album? I didn't mention an album did I? Hee-Hee-Hee!

Guess what's finished...

I'd just like to point out that the whale's unfortunate and messy demise was not due to the fact that it had been told exciting atom news... Black Atom take no responsible for any animal mistreatment (other than that of Erskine)

You just redeemed yourself. No longer do you suck for ye hath posted on the forum of we!

Believe me, it's not random. It's been my stock french phrase since about first year of school... if anyone asks if I speak any french, I always feel compelled to tell them that I don't like les ouefs... sad but true

*Follows up with the second post in 4 days* What the hell's going on?! Where is everybody? Well, I say you all suck... that's right, everyone who hasn't posted here in the last four days sucks! So me and Dayeth are the cool guys round here...

Non, non, monsieur, please continue to talk le shite! What else is l'internet for? Did I mention honheehon?

To be honest I would rather have played at Moshulu anyway...

Tu N'aime pas les oeufs? Sacre Bleu!