NARC Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Thanks for that lovely mental image.Worth a scene point eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 also' date=' mine slip in with all the grace of a soviet submarine, you wouldn't have known i'd been anywhere near your bowl if it were me.[/quote']Oh god, please please stop describing your motions. Its about as pleasant as stir frying your own scrotum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 also' date=' mine slip in with all the grace of a soviet submarine, you wouldn't have known i'd been anywhere near your bowl if it were me.[/quote']No, they slip in with the grace of a Traianios Dellas own goal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Worth a scene point eh? For traumatising me?Yeah, probably... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Worth a scene point eh? pathetic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 This thread is shite.*about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 ive never done it in a weird place...but a girl i used to go to school with laid a cleavland steamer outside MCDONALDS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 what did she wipe her arse with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Im afraid I win on this one folks...I once had a shit in the Hazlehead maze...Im being deadly serious...I was lost and couldn't find my way out to go to the toilet...so I had a friend look out...and I shit in the Hazlehead maze....Now give me some scene points...xXscottXx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 what did she wipe her arse with?if i remember correctly she then went to find some leaves or somthing.....then she had sex with my friend....lovley....he didnt know what she had just done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 presumably he didn't go for some brown swordsmanship? i certainly hope not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 if i remember correctly she then went to find some leaves or somthing.....then she had sex with my friend....lovley....he didnt know what she had just doneGood God! Some people just have no morals, do they? That is actually quite disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Good God! Some people just have no morals' date=' do they? That is actually quite disgusting.[/quote']we never let her forget that....ahh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 we never let her forget that....ahhHOW COULD YOU FORGET IT? If I was to take a dump outside McDonalds, theres a good chance it would stay with me forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 But then you presumably would only take a dump outside McDonalds whilst incredibly drunk, or as part of the May day riots, probably the former though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Looking at some of these answers....I really havent "lived" yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Looking at some of these answers....I really havent "lived" yet.true...."you havn't lived till you have taken a shite outside MACDONALDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Looking at some of these answers....I really havent "lived" yet.I know. With your stunning regularity, I would have thought you would encountered some pretty fucked up places to deposit upon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 I know. With your stunning regularity' date=' I would have thought you would encountered some pretty fucked up places to deposit upon.[/quote']Sailing for a week was a close call. But general planning ahead can work wonders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Sailing for a week was a close call. But general planning ahead can work wonders.You evidently didnt plan ahead in the event of a thread of this nature. Your answer could've been a Greek sea. Thats a oppourtunity you'll never get again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 You evidently didnt plan ahead in the event of a thread of this nature. Your answer could've been a Greek sea. Thats a oppourtunity you'll never get again.Well, yes, but that would give the impression I squatted uncomfortably over the port side and discharged my payload like a cannon. Which I did NOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flossie suvara Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 I once had the misfortune to be the first person to discover a jobby in a sink at my work (Aberdeen College) RegardsFlossie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Well' date=' yes, but that would give the impression I squatted uncomfortably over the port side and discharged my payload like a cannon. Which I did NOT.[/quote']haha! anyway, off to work, I shall return.p.s flossie, thats disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Well' date=' yes, but that would give the impression I squatted uncomfortably over the port side and discharged my payload like a cannon. Which I did NOT.[/quote']I bet you did.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 yeah, ill bet Dayeth fired off a real broadside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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