Ross Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 My Cock Is Much Bigger Than yoursMy Shit stinks more than yoursHas anyone else heard the new System Of A Down Track.No.....ah well....."Did he actually say what I think he said?" - Probable quote.....If you like the new single then go out and by an album by a band called "Sikth."or if you like the my "insert" is bigger than your "insert" because "insert comical reason" then buy "Do Dallas" by McLusky.Sikth have now signed to Warner Bros US and are emigrating as they are far bigger in Japan, Australia, US and Europe than the UK..... and good on them I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 SikTh followed System Of A Down at the Moorings on Friday and sounded much more exciting and fresh than the millionth and third time I've heard 'Chop Suey!'. Gonna dig that album out tonight again On the new S.O.A.D track if Shakira can get away with such stoopid lyrics and people will gladly sing that they're soul men but not soldiers I think System should be proud of such boasting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 cigaro tis ace oh how i love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted February 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 This wouldn`t have happened if Rage Against The Machine were still on the go.. Zach wouldn`t have stood for that. However with Chris Cornell who could say....Those lyrics in full pop pickers:SYSTEM OF A DOWN LYRICS"Cigaro"Cigaro is one of several tracks completed towardsthe group's forthcoming album "Mesmerize/Hypnotize". My cock is much bigger than yours,my cock can walk right through the door With a feeling so pure..it's got you screaming for more.cool, in denialWe're the cruel regulators smokingCIGARO CIGARO CIGAROcool, in denialWe're the cruel regulators smokingCIGARO CIGARO CIGAROMy shit stinks much better than yours,my stinks right down through the floor.With a feeling so pure,it's got you coming back for more.cool, in denialWe're the cruel regulators smokingCIGARO CIGARO CIGAROcool, in denialWe're the cruel regulators smokingCIGARO CIGARO CIGAROcool, in denialWe're the cruel regulators smokingCIGARO CIGARO CIGAROcool, in denialWe're the cruel regulators smokingCIGARO CIGARO CIGAROCan't you see that I love my cock?Can't you see that you love my cock?Can't you see that we love my cock?We're the regulators that de-regulateWe're the animators that de-animateWe're the propagators of all genocideburning through the world's resources, then we turn and hidecool, in denialWe're the cruel regulators smokingCIGARO CIGARO CIGAROcool, in denialWe're the cruel regulators smokingCIGARO CIGARO CIGAROWe're the regulators that de-regulateWe're the animators that de-animatecool, in denialWe're the cruel regulators smokingCIGARO CIGARO CIGAROcool, in denialWe're the cruel regulators smokingCIGARO CIGARO CIGAROMy cock is much bigger than yours,my cock can walk right through the door With a feeling so pure..it's got you screaming back for more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 And they said Presidents of the USA were a comedy band..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medichi Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Yay Sikth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Pull My Finger............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 I have calculated the length of the average male penis in Aberdeen. Here's how:1) Measured the volume of piss on our gents toilet floor.2) Measured the volume of drips from my own cock that make it onto the floor.3) Calculated the average number of visits to the toilet each business day and taken the mean.4) Measured the distance between the edge of the urinal and the kick plate under the urinal.5) Looked up google and gotten the average shoe size for men in the UK.So from this it is possible to extrapolate that a person with a certain shoe:cock ratio will produce a certain volume of drippage. Given that the average shoe size is known, and that my own cock size and shoe size and therefore shoe:cock ratio is known it is a simple matter to calculate the average cock size.My cock is 2" long. My feet are size 7. Average gents shoe size is 9. The quantity of piss on the floor is 1 litre per thousand toilet visits. I produce 0.05ml of drippage per visit. Drippage increases exponentially as shoe:cock ratio inceases. Therefore the average cock size can be extrapolated to 1.65".The important lessons here are:The bigger your dick the less it should drip on the floor.Anyone who drips on the floor has a dick less than 2" long.If I catch you dripping on the floor then I'll tell the girl you're chatting up that you have a small dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANGEL O' DEATH Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 the new soad single sucks balls in my opinion but i totally love the older stuffi dont think sikth sound anything like soad eitheri think sikth are probably better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANGEL O' DEATH Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 actuallythe soad single sucks tiny 2" cocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 2 inches? That would hurt a woman!Yes they all laughed when they saw it but I could tell they were only putting on a brave face and deep down they were scared.Did you take into account drippages on one's shoes' date=' Flash?[/quote']Do you drip on your own shoes? If my cock was much longer then I'd probably opt to drip on someone else' shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Nature has denied you a great pleasure...Perhaps not, but if said individual then got really drunk and passed out I could probably stick it in their mouth without a gag reflex triggering involuntary resusitation. So nature has more than made it up to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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