connie Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 How much do you get for just tugging one off and spraying one of those 2-way mirrors? A slap in the face from your mother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Doubt Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 sure if u want to become a famous for being on a shit program go ahead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Woop.. I'd vote for Holly.A girl in my class is going to the x-factor auditions.Who? Please tell me it's someone really dorky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 How much do you get for just tugging one off and spraying one of those 2-way mirrors? Nothing. Nick from Big Brother 1 used to regularly wank in front of the mirror cameras singing 'It's only a game show'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Nothing. Nick from Big Brother 1 used to regularly wank in front of the mirror cameras singing 'It's only a game show'.Damn, what do you have to do to get recognision these days. Have a runny poo whilst doing a cartwheel? Let me guess, Jade Goody did that on BB3. I bet the next Big Brother will have a goth vs christian, an anorexic vs a fatty and a gobshite vs gentle giant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 I bet the next Big Brother will have a goth vs christian' date=' an anorexic vs a fatty and a gobshite vs gentle giant.[/quote']Mary vs The rest of them.Sam vs LesleyEveryone vs Everyone, practically.Good call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 if i went along and got in (though i wouldnt go in the 1st place), id pack one of those 50 drum kits (the kiddie ones) into my bag and a couple pairs' of boxers etc and play it 12 hours a day in the diary room until i was escorted from the house by armed gaurds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 if i went along and got in (though i wouldnt go in the 1st place)' date=' id pack one of those 50 drum kits (the kiddie ones) into my bag and a couple pairs' of boxers etc and play it 12 hours a day in the diary room until i was escorted from the house by armed gaurds.[/quote']Ah, no instruments allowed in the house.Be resourceful, use pans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midgeski Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Ah' date=' no instruments allowed in the house.Be resourceful, use pans.[/quote'] didn't anna bring her guitar in with her in the first series? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Auditions next year will purely consist of people flashing their genitalia and saying they will shag anything guaranteed, man, woman, animal, vegetable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-O Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 damn, I was gonna go for it, but I can't get down to Edinburgh this weekend? fuck.letting down the fangirls... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cowboy Dan Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 damn' date=' I was gonna go for it, but I can't get down to Edinburgh this weekend? fuck.letting down the fangirls...[/quote']Good job the auditions weren't about 5 months ago then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 didn't anna bring her guitar in with her in the first series?Yep, and some guy who's name escapes me (possibly Ray?) did too, either in BB2 or BB3... But the past 2 years musical instruments have been banned. I don't know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-O Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 from now on I'm gonna read the dates on these posts... I thought this was a thread for NEXT year's BB auditions...oh and by the way Stuart... the guy's name was Dean. he also holds a world record for the highest pile of 10ps. (that was one of the tasks that year) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_inthehills Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 Edinburgh this Saturday from 9am at the Corn Exchange. I'm going. Begin fabricating your News Of The World story now.Queen states Princess Holly not really Princess shock!Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 I got told if I ever got in big brother I'd be one of the first people out just due to my hatred of fake tans, geezers and my inability to get on with people with fake tans or like football and beer as their main things. It'd be like Kat (was that her name... the one with short hair who was grating and got kicked out within a weke last year) all over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 I got told if I ever got in big brother I'd be one of the first people out just due to my hatred of fake tans' date=' geezers and my inability to get on with people with fake tans or like football and beer as their main things. It'd be like Kat (was that her name... the one with short hair who was grating and got kicked out within a weke last year) all over again.[/quote']Kitten. Biggest fuckwit ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 Kitten. Biggest fuckwit ever.Yeah... I could see me being as disliked as her... going off on, "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, YOU'RE ORANGE!!!" rants. Or even just sitting next to someone like Maxwell... Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 Yeah... I could see me being as disliked as her... going off on' date=' "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, YOU'RE ORANGE!!!" rants. Or even just sitting next to someone like Maxwell... Christ.[/quote']Yes but as long as you didn't enter the house like she did, flicking the V's at the crowd like Rik from the Young Ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 True... I wouldn't do that... i'd probably be okay and just do a roberto and cook a lot and shout at lazy people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ()Papaspyrou() Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 if i went along and got in (though i wouldnt go in the 1st place)' date=' id pack one of those 50 drum kits (the kiddie ones) into my bag and a couple pairs' of boxers etc and play it 12 hours a day in the diary room until i was escorted from the house by armed gaurds.[/quote']HOLY SHIT!I've never watched Big Brother since the first series but if someone were to actually do something like that, I'd watch it so much more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 to get on big brother all you have to do is make yourself as freeklike as possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-O Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 not hard for me to do then, little work involved to turn me into a freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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