Hog Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 infected from a paper cut, top of my finger is going dark and it pulsating,argh sore recommendations apart from cut it off or kill myself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Again? Fuck's sake, start learning to play the guitar with your feet. Then you can cut your paws all you want and it won't affect your guitar-playing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Slice the sore bit off, stick a thin pencil through it and spin it fast. Then super-glue it back on. It should now be in "Tip-Top" condition (Dr Cynics 'Tip of the day') Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Stop using paper.... no-one ever got a cut off the interweb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted January 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Again? Fuck's sake' date=' start learning to play the guitar with your feet. Then you can cut your paws all you want and it won't affect your guitar-playing.[/quote']its so sore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Take painkillors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Aww...Hog...that was a very upsetting little post!!! Someone give Hog a bosey quick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted January 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Aww...Hog...that was a very upsetting little post!!! Someone give Hog a bosey quick!bosey is my favourite doric word by far lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted January 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Take painkillors.lol or pop it with a needole!!! but its so sensitive (in a non emo sense) to be touched Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Reminds me of my late gran. She was non-emo, and kept her emotions in check, but always found time for a bosey should one be required by me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 bosey is my favourite doric word by far lolNot as good as "maneer" i.e. a state of flustered confusion.Or, indeed, "allyrackit" i.e. a noticeably audible commotion/disturbance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 My gran used "hally-rackit" a lot, but I think she meant wild in behaviour. She would describe folk of whom she disapproved as "Hallyrackit craturs". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted January 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 I once heard a double entendre in Tescos. A "gentleman" who was asked by his female companion, "dee yi need this" his reply was "fit?" then his companion asked "dee yi wint it noo?" his reply was "fan". So there you have it, with in one breath his reply was "fit,fan".........lovely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Reminds me of my late gran. She was non-emo...I would like the idea if your gran was emo. That would be something to shake up the kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 My dad (anything but a gentleman!) has been known to fart in company, and state happily "It's a poor erse thit nivver rejoices!!"He is my hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted January 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 My dad (anything but a gentleman!) has been known to fart in company' date=' and state happily "It's a poor erse thit nivver rejoices!!"He is my hero.[/quote']ah Mr Cynic Senior! Ace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 I would like the idea if your gran was emo. That would be something to shake up the kids.I'm trying to visualise it,......but nah..........Gran was more into skatepunk.Or Calum Kennedy....something like that, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 im sorry hog but your either gonna have to cut it off or kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neubeatz Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 sair fingerAh well Hog, now you know...we are here to suffer, for Jesus sins.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Try and squeeze any infectious material out of it, wash it with cotton wool and savlon in hot water and keep it covered with a dressing like a gauze bandage, or a big plaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Lime.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted January 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Lime..papercuts and...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindeh Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 stick an Arthur plaster on it... Arthur makes eeeeeeverything better!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 I once heard a double entendre in Tescos. A "gentleman" who was asked by his female companion' date=' "dee yi need this" his reply was "fit?" then his companion asked "dee yi wint it noo?" his reply was "fan". So there you have it, with in one breath his reply was "fit,fan".........lovely![/quote']How articulate of him. This stuff always reminds me of Oor Wullie, for some strange reason.Jings, crivvens, help ma kilt, here comes Basher McTurk birlin' doon Stoorie Brae on his cairtie. Whaur's PC Murdoch? Och, he's hae'in a fly smoke ahent the wa'. "Michty Wullie, Ah thocht it wis the Sergeant! Ye fair pit the wind up ma breeks. Ah'll hae tae get yer Pa tae skelp ye wi' his tacketty boots!"I'd better stop there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 How articulate of him. This stuff always reminds me of Oor Wullie' date=' for some strange reason.Jings, crivvens, help ma kilt, here comes Basher McTurk birlin' doon Stoorie Brae on his cairtie. Whaur's PC Murdoch? Och, he's hae'in a fly smoke ahent the wa'. "Michty Wullie, Ah thocht it wis the Sergeant! Ye fair pit the wind up ma breeks. Ah'll hae tae get yer Pa tae skelp ye wi' his tacketty boots!"I'd better stop there.[/quote']best post ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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