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Name a few cunts who could play james bond

Bruce Forsyth

Bobby Davro

Joe Pasquale

Michael Palin

Noel Edmonds

im being completely serious here

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Name a few cunts who could play james bond

Bruce Forsyth

Bobby Davro

Joe Pasquale

Michael Palin

Noel Edmonds

im being completely tiresome here

I could not agree more.

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I could not agree more.

Your being a cunt,go back to playing "mr liar". Pollitician aren't we?

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Your being a cunt' date='go back to playing "mr liar". Pollitician aren't we?[/quote']

Depends on how you define a politician really.

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Depends on how you define a politician really.

greedy,lying,annoying cunts,the whole fucking lot of them

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well, I'm sorry you think that, I'm sure many would agree with that label of me though.

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john cleese was in the last bond film' date=' admittedly not as bond, but he was in it...

David[/quote']

Yeah I know, but he is such a sarcastic bastard so his one liners would be killer.

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to be fair, as funny as john cleese is i don't think i'd want to see a man of his age running around shagging young bond girls

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to be fair' date=' as funny as john cleese is i don't think i'd want to see a man of his age running around shagging young bond girls[/quote']

true enough, Benny Hill it is.

Pass the formaldehyde...

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Norman Wisdom (Villain..... "Mr Bond you will now die"

Bond..... "Mr Grimsdaaaaaaaaale!!!")

Timothy Spall (just to see the Bond girls' expressons in the love scenes)

Ozzy Osbourne (a brilliant choice for a "confused" Bond.......picture the scene as Bond piddles on the new car presented to him by Q)

Shirley Manson ( Villain...."Ah, Ms Bond. Before I kill you I will avail myself of your body"

Bond....."Piss aff ye manky f@*k")

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