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to be fair' date=' as funny as john cleese is i don't think i'd want to see a man of his age running around shagging young bond girls[/quote']

true enough, Benny Hill it is.

Pass the formaldehyde...

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Norman Wisdom (Villain..... "Mr Bond you will now die"

Bond..... "Mr Grimsdaaaaaaaaale!!!")

Timothy Spall (just to see the Bond girls' expressons in the love scenes)

Ozzy Osbourne (a brilliant choice for a "confused" Bond.......picture the scene as Bond piddles on the new car presented to him by Q)

Shirley Manson ( Villain...."Ah, Ms Bond. Before I kill you I will avail myself of your body"

Bond....."Piss aff ye manky f@*k")

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