Guest HARRY Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 Who gives a fuck? Seriously o_OPathetic, you saw Cloud. I guess i could say "hooray" or "w00t", but that would be just as detestable as this threadI know its the wasteland and all but for christ sake, no one cares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reportyoumate Posted October 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 Cloud ReportHarry dosent care about Cloud.Allso i was worng about Clouds work times.Cloud starts working tonight at 9:00 he hands out flyers on Union street and Belmont Street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 FALSE:He starts work at 9pm tonight... and finishes at 12:30am - due to problems with flyer orders there are no air guitar flyers.We start at 9pm at the Bassment' date=' we usually after double checking things with management hit Belmont street around 10 past or quarter past... weather depending we sometimes opt to stand at The Woolwich bank instead.These are the facts. - The Mole.[/quote'] see, she knows..well, she has to know and we might not be around belmont street/woolwich bank either tonight if events are like last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reportyoumate Posted October 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 Cloud ReportThis just in Cloud says Lester Burnham was right.Allso He says he might not be on Belmont street or Union Street tonight claming that something that happend last night might happen tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 What happened last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HARRY Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 Cloud ReportHarry dosent care about Cloud.I don't even know him, the only thing i really don't care about is if you saw himTry reading what i post, yeah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 What happened last night?he got beaten up for being a racist... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 he got beaten up for being a racist...yup, these neo-left wingers attacked me actually that's not true, nothing exciting happened last night, just that belmont street was full of pr staff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 oh right.....The racist story sounds a lot better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 yup' date=' these neo-left wingers attacked me [/quote']We've been after you for a while, you fucking right-wing bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 yup' date=' these neo-left wingers attacked me actually that's not true, nothing exciting happened last night, just that belmont street was full of pr staff [/quote']And that we spent considerably less time singing Poncho Poncho Man to you than usual...I only sang it once, compared to my usual 30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reportyoumate Posted October 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 Cloud ReportCloud says neo-left wingers attacked him.But then he lied and said he wasnt on Belmont street cuz it was full of pr staff.Just so u all know Cloud is racist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 cloud bought elive shampoo at superdrug. He was also considering buying ome female deodrant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 Cloud ReportCloud says neo-left wingers attacked him.But then he lied and said he wasnt on Belmont street cuz it was full of pr staff.Just so u all know Cloud is racistHe never said he wasn't on belmont st.DEATH TO THE CLOUD REPORT! IT'S CONTINUOUSLY WRONG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reportyoumate Posted October 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 Cloud ReportCloud has a theme song called Poncho Poncho Man.Allso Camle clams Cloud bought elive shampoo at superdrug.rainbowprincess clams am worng and i allways am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 The Cloud Report seems to have a thing for the L key. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reportyoumate Posted October 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 Cloud ReportHummerOfIntenseEvil says i like the L word yes i am a loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 It is reported that, at 7:37 p.m. GMT, Cloud chose to indulge in a short-lived sexual fantasy. The identity of the object of his hot desire cannot be divulged at present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reportyoumate Posted October 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 Cloud ReportThis just in Cloud will meet the person behind these reports tonight while he is working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 At precisely 19.30 Cloud went for a shower. I know this because he told me on msn that he had to go - he needed a shower. I suspect however that he has gone for a wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reportyoumate Posted October 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 Cloud Reportrainbowprincess says Cloud is away for a shower she thinks its for a wank.I think it will be over the pic of him in the poncho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 At precisely 19.30 Cloud went for a shower. I know this because he told me on msn that he had to go - he needed a shower. I suspect however that he has gone for a wank.He waited a further seven minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 Cloud Reportrainbowprincess says Cloud is away for a shower she thinks its for a wank.I think it will be over the pic of him in the poncho.BWAHAHAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted October 24, 2004 Report Share Posted October 24, 2004 Info for report:Cloud was subjected to a man outside the window of mcdonald's flashing his cock around this evening. His response to this was:"I'm lovin' it"Cloud later commented that there were "too many fucking asians" in mcdonald's, he claimed to be saying too many underagers, but we know otherwise... muahaha.Towards the end of the long night of walking around cold cold night Cloud disappeared with one Lester Burnham. It is hypothesised that he was boning said Lester Burnham in a bush. And allowing her to touch the soft skin, of his firm buttocks.Cloud is currently holding "certain flyers" to ransom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted October 24, 2004 Report Share Posted October 24, 2004 On hearing that Cloud was partly responsible for making ponchos 'hip' again a young lady who accepted a flyer from the cheeky chappy on Wednesday was heard to exclaim:"Yuss!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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