Guest HARRY Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 I know it shouldnt be funny, but I cant believe I was quoting Arnie at the age of 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 yeah hahaha! its a compliment! would the ladies on this forum be impressed if someone sed that? i would be impressed considering im really short!i have probably said some nasty things to people but none that come to mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 ah...nothin worse than being too small Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 ah...nothin worse than being too small oi! dont start! i htink i have grown.... slightly.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaya Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 i said something fairly nasty yesterday.i was in a bit of a bad mood and was getting off the bus and this group of guys were getting on the bus.as i was getting off one of them,an extremely overweight,burberry clad blazing ginger tried to mess up my hair and winked at me and said "aright darlin" and him and all his mates started laughing.so i said(quietly i thought) " i was until i saw you,you repulsive fa ginger fuck".he shut right up and looked like he had tears in his eyes. i felt really shit about that.never really said anything else very nasty to anyone.except maybe jarvis-he has bandy legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 I called my chemistry teacher a giraffe one day but thats not really nasty, she did have an amazingly long neck.A long list of insults directed at my boyfriend, some very nasty and un-needed causing a great deal of hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 i said something fairly nasty yesterday.i was in a bit of a bad mood and was getting off the bus and this group of guys were getting on the bus.as i was getting off one of them' date='an extremely overweight,burberry clad blazing ginger tried to mess up my hair and winked at me and said "aright darlin" and him and all his mates started laughing.so i said(quietly i thought) " i was until i saw you,you repulsive fast ginger fuck".he shut right up and looked like he had tears in his eyes. i felt really shit about that.never really said anything else very nasty to anyone.except maybe jarvis-he has bandy legs.[/quote']listen to this girl...she KNOWS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 oi! dont start! i htink i have grown.... slightly.... yeah, but not in height Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaya Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 listen to this girl...she KNOWS....i know what?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HARRY Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Off-topic, but is there some kind of old-Heartbeat cult going on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaya Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 there's a thread in comments and suggestions,pick a character and join in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HARRY Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 there's only one man fit for this, and it's bloody Greengrass!But there is no way I am changing my avatar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 there's a thread in comments and suggestions' date='pick a character and join in[/quote']listen to this girl...she KNOWS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 ....i know what?!listen to this girl...she KNOWS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Doubt Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 the worst thing i probs said was...DIE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmcfaney Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 My friend was once pissed off because her new boyfriend wouldnt come out of his flat at 3am to see her. She had woke him up and it was the middle of winter and was expecting him to go outside in has boxers. Her going on about it started to piss me off cos it was a stupid thing to moan about, anyway, i turned round a said "no wounder my brother dumped you". He had dumped her the month before because she was too high maintence and moaned whenever he was with his friends and not her! Surprisingly it didnt go down well with her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmcfaney Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 A long list of insults directed at my boyfriend' date=' some very nasty and un-needed causing a great deal of hurt.[/quote']Tut tut tut....poor scott! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 Tut tut tut....poor scott!I know but he gets his revenge. He may appear harmless but he's not Surely you and Dane have the odd little slagging match at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 ....i know what?!...that jarvis' legs are so bandy, he can ride six horses at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaya Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 ...that jarvis' legs are so bandy' date=' he can ride six horses at once.[/quote']haha true-i do know that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 ...that jarvis' legs are so bandy' date=' he can ride six horses at once.[/quote'] that would not at all surprise mealthough... would his legs be that long? he is pretty damn short Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 16, 2004 Report Share Posted October 16, 2004 I would say the two nastiest things I've ever said have been by way of finishing with someone.Case 1: 9 years ago in the Palace, letting down gently didn't work and neither did a polite request to stop sitting beside me saying nothing with a pus on her so I tactfully shouted "Look, just fuck off. You're fucking mental, you're a fucking nightmare and you're a fucking boot as well." Ouch.Case 2: Agreeing with my fiancee that we should break up, after all she'd been suggesting it as a poxy, half-arsed, attention-seeking threat for the past two months. She said it while I was a bit pissed, so I replied "Yeah, I think we should". (Jaw hits floor, bluff was finally called) Jake continues "Why not? You've been saying we should for ages and I'm fucking sick of your moaning. Look, darling, I love your body but I don't bloody worship it. Take a running fucking jump." Ouch again.Perhaps the worst thing about both situations was that I greatly enjoyed them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted October 16, 2004 Report Share Posted October 16, 2004 that would not at all surprise mealthough... would his legs be that long? he is pretty damn shorthe's even shorter than me!!! even if you count his hair! ROFL!!!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2004 Report Share Posted October 16, 2004 I would say the two nastiest things I've ever said have been by way of finishing with someone.Case 1: 9 years ago in the Palace' date=' letting down gently didn't work and neither did a polite request to stop sitting beside me saying nothing with a pus on her so I tactfully shouted "Look, just fuck off. You're fucking mental, you're a fucking nightmare and you're a fucking boot as well." Ouch.Case 2: Agreeing with my fiancee that we should break up, after all she'd been suggesting it as a poxy, half-arsed, attention-seeking threat for the past two months. She said it while I was a bit pissed, so I replied "Yeah, I think we should". (Jaw hits floor, bluff was finally called) Jake continues "Why not? You've been saying we should for ages and I'm fucking sick of your moaning. Look, darling, I love your body but I don't bloody worship it. Take a running fucking jump." Ouch again.Perhaps the worst thing about both situations was that I greatly enjoyed them.[/quote']I can be like that.... getting even in one of my favourite things.However... lately I just end up on the phone in tears to my friend Stephen (I owe you soooooo much ).I'm getting old and weak... Erm... my latest... same ex as mentioned before.... I had a conversation with, he was implying that he'd like to get in my pants again.... and I wasn't too happy about it.Him: "You could always keep me company?"Me: "Or I could shit in my own mouth"Come to think of it... I'm not very nice to that boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 I can be like that.... getting even in one of my favourite things.However... lately I just end up on the phone in tears to my friend Stephen (I owe you soooooo much ).I'm getting old and weak... Erm... my latest... same ex as mentioned before.... I had a conversation with' date=' he was implying that he'd like to get in my pants again.... and I wasn't too happy about it.Him: "You could always keep me company?"Me: "Or I could shit in my own mouth"Come to think of it... I'm not very nice to that boy. [/quote']Good call, what a sleazy cunt for suggesting it. I have never been able to remain friends with an ex, it just feels so false to be pleasant to someone you were once so close to, and lying is something I just can't do. Getting even is great, right enough. Revenge is a dish best served cold, but I enjoy buffets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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