Mr.Tim Posted November 14, 2004 Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 hoglett, have you found that women you were looking for yet ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 i love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted November 18, 2004 Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 hoglett' date=' have you found that women you were looking for yet ?[/quote']No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted November 23, 2004 Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 i need help..................................i need some female hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted November 23, 2004 Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 Try getting out and about a bit more Mr.Tim. If it's not in the shop window then people cannot buy it!A mohawk would help perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 ....and a handlebar moustache Hey.......how come Psydoll and me are giving Mr Tim advice? Is he not feeling himself (!!!!!)? I prescribe a Spike Pile Driver or Element 106 gig to drive the blues away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted November 23, 2004 Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 yeah so do i.im fine, i just want some female flesch.does anyone need some advice ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 I do, as it happens. How can I get my guitarist to shut the fuck up about his receding hairline? Repeated insistence that it's not that big a deal seems to have no effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RockMonkey Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 Jake, tell him about all the attractive men out there with no hair. (without sounding like a gayboy). Patrick Stewart, (the lush Picard), Tele Savalas (Kojack, total winner with the ladies), Lex Luther, and of course, the delectable George Daws... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 Your right, its not that important Jake. Anyway back to my hair..... George Daws......ah what a god! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 Receding hair means an overabundance of testosterone, so either live with it or have your balls cut off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 I do' date=' as it happens. How can I get my guitarist to shut the fuck up about his receding hairline? Repeated insistence that it's not that big a deal seems to have no effect.[/quote']well there is a simple answer to this..............YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP !leave little hoglett alone, he is not big enough to take this criticism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RockMonkey Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 He's not that little! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 well there is a simple answer to this..............YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP !leave little hoglett alone' date=' he is not big enough to take this criticism.[/quote']You, on the other hand, are big enough to receive the vicious kicking which is deservedly coming your way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 Hey...hey....where has all the lurv gone????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 Leave Timson alone. I could easily kick your ass Jake the Apeman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 Jake' date=' tell him about all the attractive men out there with no hair. (without sounding like a gayboy). Patrick Stewart, (the lush Picard), Tele Savalas (Kojack, total winner with the ladies), Lex Luther, and of course, the delectable George Daws...[/quote']Rock Monkey knows what she talking aboot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 Leave Timson alone. I could easily kick your ass Jake the Apeman YEAH ! by the way jakey i was joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 I Need Some Work People ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Where should I go on holiday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Where should I go on holiday?Dubaii !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Where should I go on holiday?well hog, do you like the weather hot ? the women hot ? lovely scenery ? etci have always wanted to go to italy. i recommend italy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbanelle Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Come to Austria and see me!!! No one can come see me and its really nice here...it you like snow, mountains and temperatures of -20 degrees...ok, on second thoughts go to italy, its fab. Though you may crash into the woman of your dreams on a ski slope - you may not be living to appreciate it after Have a good one tho' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Come to Austria and see me!!! No one can come see me and its really nice here...it you like snow' date=' mountains and temperatures of -20 degrees...ok, on second thoughts go to italy, its fab. Though you may crash into the woman of your dreams on a ski slope - you may not be living to appreciate it after Have a good one tho'[/quote']i recommend you get some help because you are fucking bonkers. infact, don't get any help, i like you, your cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredibledisc Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Can Mr Tim's sideline as an agony aunt sustain him if he's flunked all of his prelims? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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