Alan Cynic Posted October 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 This has potential for an excellent horror movie! The cast.......Hog - Jake - Alan Cynic - Timson - Dayeth - soundian - Scorge - Chris E106 - I object!!!!.......my guy (Freddie) is too bald. I want someone more hirsute (without being in the Jake hairiness zone). Someone like Lon Chaney in mid change would be perfect. Or maybe Christopher Lee in a long wig. I have ambitions to be the guy who acted Sweeney Todd (Todd Slaughter?), but I'm too mild for the role. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 I am satisfied with the portrayal of myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 I object!!!!.......my guy (Freddie) is too bald. I want someone more hirsute (without being in the Jake hairiness zone). Someone like Lon Chaney in mid change would be perfect. Or maybe Christopher Lee in a long wig. I have ambitions to be the guy who acted Sweeney Todd (Todd Slaughter?)' date=' but I'm too mild for the role.[/quote']i'd say you look like an older version of the actor that plays Gregory in 'Greogory's Girl'....it's uncanny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 I am also happy with the portrayal of myself although I have less hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 i'd say you look like an older version of the actor that plays Gregory in 'Greogory's Girl'....it's uncanny!OK.....now all I've got to do is make contact with Claire Grogan and all will be well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 Timson - thanks ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 Timson - i wonder if that's scorge's own copy of the 'barbie collector's guide' that he scanned onto his computer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorge Spike Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 i wonder if that's scorge's own copy of the 'barbie collector's guide' that he scanned onto his computer...Quiet you! I know where you live (well, work anyway). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaimi Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 Good advice' date=' Jake! (Watch Timson doesn't hear about you taking business away from him, though. He might send "the boys" round with baseball bats).The last time I went out late was Moshulu on a Mondaya couple of months ago, and I ended up demonstrating how to do the "Dead Fly" on the sticky carpet.....I'm lucky I'm not still there!! So I think I'll stick to my Ovaltine, slippers and Penguin Crime Novels whilst listening to some Bert Kaempfert.................mmmmm.....schon......[/quote']You should try the pole, did it a year ago and got to do some very very very fun dancing with 3 hot women. The dead fly can be fun but there is the risk that you'll fall and ever get up. and that would be a shame, you'd never get your oviltine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaimi Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 This has potential for an excellent horror movie! The cast.......Hog - Jake - Alan Cynic - Timson - Dayeth - soundian - Scorge - Chris E106 - Wow it must be there school photos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 i need some business folks. tell me your problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 Any good at car mechanics or Actionscript? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 I have money worries Timson - are there any legal routes to gaining a little extra dough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 don't ask him, i'm the master of making money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 I have money worries Timson - are there any legal routes to gaining a little extra dough?yes. have a car boot sale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 Any good at car mechanics or Actionscript?yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 don't ask him' date=' i'm the master of making money![/quote']shut the fuck up cunt boy. this thread is mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 yes. have a car boot sale. Dear Timson,What sort of items should I be looking to sell at such an event?Regards,Adam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 Dear Timson,My boss (we shall call him MistyWhiteSubstanceInTheSky for this letter) is inferior to all of his staff - his decisions are nearly always questionable and there are even rumours of illicit poncho-wearing trips round Aberdeen late at night. How can I confront him on these issues and create a better working environment for us all?Adam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 Dear Timson' date='What sort of items should I be looking to sell at such an event?Regards,Adam.[/quote']personally i find bric n brac sells better at car boot sales. clothes are not the best sellers really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 Dear Timson' date='My boss (we shall call him MistyWhiteSubstanceInTheSky for this letter) is inferior to all of his staff - his decisions are nearly always questionable and there are even rumours of illicit poncho-wearing trips round Aberdeen late at night. How can I confront him on these issues and create a better working environment for us all?Adam.[/quote']take a photo of him wearing a poncho and threaten to show everyone the next time he makes a cock of a decision. tell him he is a shite and your better than him and say you and your colleagues are sick of his shit and will kick his cunt in unless he gets his act together or leaves. this is definitely going to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaimi Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 What can you recomend for an itchy flakie scalp? I've tried all the major brands and still its there. Help me I need your help.p.s how do you make crumpets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 i recommend you do not make crumpets, buy a pack of 6 from asda for like 20p. they are a fucking bargain !i think you should maybe go to a doctor and check out about that flakey scalp, whatever you do. do not pick or itch it as that will only cause uncomfort and increase the length of time you have it for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Laura@TMB Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 What can you recomend for an itchy flakie scalp? I've tried all the major brands and still its there. Help me I need your help.You may want to try a tea tree oil shampoo' date=' or alternatively add a drop or two of tea tree oil to your usual shampoo - should help. Dying your hair too much wont help much either p.s how do you make crumpets?Er, no idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tav Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 Er' date=' no idea...[/quote']See THAT'S why TIMMY's the man...HE KNOWS ALL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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