Lightfoot Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 It must be one of the last taboos. You chat up this burd, take her out for a few drinks, introduce her to your mates, it’s all going well. You’re odds-on for your Nat King. Lots of flirty chat, back to her/your place (delete as appropriate), some serious face-ragging snogging, through to the bedroom, kit off, bra hits the floor and…..WTF!!??!!?? Hairy buds!! Anyone been there? Pretty fuckin’ grim innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 shut up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Yeah, I recommend reining it in for a bit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightfoot Posted June 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 shut upOh dear. Classic defensive-aggressive response there EC. I can only assume you suffer from hairy nipples, aye?No worries darling, get yourself along to Semi-Chem; they'll sort you out. That one's for free btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightfoot Posted June 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Yeah, I recommend reining it in for a bit...jeez! sensitive characters or what?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 jeez! sensitive characters or what?!Not sensitive, I'd happily talk about the merits of nipples (hairy or otherwise) all day. Plenty of people, however, have made the mistake of joining and starting millions of somewhat annoying threads in the space of a few weeks afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Sounds like an opportunity for some extra fun:Rippppppppp....! Or just get used to it that most people have their less than perfect bits. I have two bellybuttons - that has freaked a few women over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightfoot Posted June 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Not sensitive, I'd happily talk about the merits of nipples (hairy or otherwise) all day. Plenty of people, however, have made the mistake of joining and starting millions of somewhat annoying threads in the space of a few weeks afterwards.Noted. But I would take the view that its only annoying if you let it annoy you. Nobody forces anyone else to look at or respond to a thread. If you don't like the look/tone of a thread then ignore it, surely?I've started (what?) 3-4 threads in three days. Hardly a symptom of an annoying twat Forum Nerd?? But thanks, anyway, for the feedback. Good to know the 'protocol' of this particular forum.PS: if anyone else wants to let me know they are pissed off with my threads by responding "Shut up", then they can FOAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/deidre/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 NIPPLES!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightfoot Posted June 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Sounds like an opportunity for some extra fun:Rippppppppp....! Or just get used to it that most people have their less than perfect bits. I have two bellybuttons - that has freaked a few women over the years. Pogo - that second 'bellybutton' is more likely than not your anus..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 My anus ain't nearly so much of a nightmare for fluff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightfoot Posted June 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 My anus ain't nearly so much of a nightmare for fluff!Good point, well made Sir. And top marks for observation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 I don't think this is going anywhere worthwhile. Closed. Lightfoot - perhaps you could consider reining the "Lad" banter in a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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