TelecasterSam Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 Anyone have any Pearls of Wisdom they would like to share ?..... the funnier the better !mine :1. Money can not buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than it is on a bicycle.2. Forgive your enemies, but remember their names..3. Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.5. Alcohol does not solve your problems, but then neither does milk ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 Today's favours are tomorrow's expectations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 Give a man a fish and he eats for one dayTeach a man to fish and he can eat for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 Give a man a fish and he eats for one dayTeach a man to fish and he can eat for life.that is fucking unreal man. funniest thing i've read in ages. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 It's funny because the man he taught to fish doesn't have access to any suitable fishing areas so his new skill is useless and as a result he dies of starvation lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 He also has a lot of allergies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 It's funny because the man he taught to fish has access to suitable fishing areas so his new skill will kill him of boredom.Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 You can't lead a horse to fish for lemonsor some shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 You can take mohammed to the mountain..But you cannot take the mountain to mohammed.I mean WTF does that even mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Quick google search on mohammed's mountain issuesDefinition : If one can't have one's way, one must give in.Sucks to be mohammed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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