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Pearls of Wisdom (Funny Ones)

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Anyone have any Pearls of Wisdom they would like to share ?..... the funnier the better !

mine :

1. Money can not buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than it is on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemies, but remember their names..

3. Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve your problems, but then neither does milk !

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Guest Tam o' Shantie
Give a man a fish and he eats for one day

Teach a man to fish and he can eat for life.

that is fucking unreal man. funniest thing i've read in ages.

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It's funny because the man he taught to fish doesn't have access to any suitable fishing areas so his new skill is useless and as a result he dies of starvation lol.

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