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Pearls of Wisdom (Funny Ones)


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Anyone have any Pearls of Wisdom they would like to share ?..... the funnier the better !

mine :

1. Money can not buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than it is on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemies, but remember their names..

3. Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve your problems, but then neither does milk !

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