Monster Zero Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 A hedgehog trained to move up and down the table from guest to guest makes an unusual mobile cheese and pineapple cube nibble dispenser at dinner parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 Stop bread from drying out by keeping it in a bucket of water. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 If you're "making" chicken tikka masala (by making, I mean using sauce from a jar!), add a wee bit of double cream to make it, well more creamy. It's affa fine.Also, leftover chicken tikka masala makes a pretty tasty sandwich filler. But leftover chicken tikka masala with mayo stirred in makes an AMAZING sandwich filler... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 If you can't afford contact lenses, small circles of cling film makes for a cheap alternative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 If you're "making" chicken tikka masala (by making, I mean using sauce from a jar!), add a wee bit of double cream to make it, well more creamy. It's affa fine.Also, leftover chicken tikka masala makes a pretty tasty sandwich filler. But leftover chicken tikka masala with mayo stirred in makes an AMAZING sandwich filler...You must spread...Aye the tikka masala on the bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 When you are drunk, go to bed.I wish I took my own advice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GluteusMaximus Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Absolutely brilliant, I'm getting strange looks in the office as this has just creased me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Fool women into believing you have a condom on by drawing a circle at the base of your penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Stolen from the Viz:DEAF PEOPLE. Save money on expensive hearing aids by using volumizing shampoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cool Thinker Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 For the best produce and stuff visit the new Castlegate Street Market EVERY friday and saturday 10am - 4pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 PRETEND you're a bus driver by flashing and waving at people driving similar cars to your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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