Dan G Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Why was the dentist rubbish at putting in fillings?Because he kept Losing the T®ooth.What is Black Atoms computer of choice?An Apple Mac.Mary Thompson, or M.T. as she was known to her friends, was walking down the street with her friends Betty, and Susie. Susie spots an attractive member of the opposite sex and says to Betty; "Look at him, he's so hot!" At which point betty replies (wait for it)"You can't go out with him, that's M.T.'s guy!" (empty sky) What is the most Heavy Metal fruit?A RassberryWhy was the little girl Scared? Because the bass player in Black Atom had just made her jump out of her-skin!How many members of Black Atom does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they live in the dark because they're metal.How many members of Black Atom would it take to change a lightbulb if they were at someone else's house?All 6 of them, because they are damn good looking.Knock knock.Who's there?Joe.Joe who?Joe, the singer from black atom. I left my keys here and got locked out. Can I come in please Mac?Why is the drummer from Black Atom generous?Because he always Len's you money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Atom Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 He He He!!Some of them actually made me chuckle.... or should I say roar with laughter cos chuckling isn't really very Metal (unless you happen to be a Chuckle Brother.. cos they're very metal indeed!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 more classics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tav Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 I look forward to more of Dan's fantastic jokes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rass Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by Dan Loaded How many members of Black Atom would it take to change a lightbulb if they were at someone else's house?All 6 of them, because they are damn good looking. o_O dude you might be an awesome guitarist and almost equally brilliant joke teller but you cant count for shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erskine Atom Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by Tav I look forward to more of Dan's fantastic jokes... Surely you mean Dantastic!I love it let's all jump on the band wagon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tav Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by Erskine Atom Surely you mean Dantastic!I love it let's all jump on the band wagon! Dantastic that's the one...<hops on band wagon?> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 ooooo they are funny im handcuffed to my chair, could someone please release me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Craig_HexPen* Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 hahahahahahahahahaDan your a genious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tav Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by Rach_69 ooooo they are funny im handcuffed to my chair, could someone please release me? o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian-The-Bassist Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 What did rass do when someone threw a tennis ball at him?He threw it Back At'em!Come one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by Ian-The-Bassist What did rass do when someone threw a tennis ball at him?He threw it Back At'em!Come one that one was said last time i htinkand Tav, erm, yeah, im not any more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted October 1, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2003 Originally posted by Ian-The-Bassist What did rass do when someone threw a tennis ball at him?He threw it Back At'em!Come one I did that one last time I'm afriaid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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